Why Nikki Glaser Would Not Let Her Dog Go Down On Her | Netflix Is A Joke

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Brian Chang
Brian Chang 15 минутын өмнө
pj masks full episodes
Daniel Marshall
Daniel Marshall 3 өдрийн өмнө
JOY.... this is great.
Supreme Commander
Supreme Commander 5 өдрийн өмнө
Nikki clearly doesn't know what European Chicks get up to or know about it being normal
glenn mcilvenna
glenn mcilvenna 5 өдрийн өмнө
When she brings up using peanut butter to essentially trick the dog into doing it she’s basically saying sorry not sorry
M.P. Bailey
M.P. Bailey 6 өдрийн өмнө
When did bestiality become mainstream? Wow Rome shall fall
manuel hubbard
manuel hubbard 9 өдрийн өмнө
🤮
JJ AbrahamLincoln
JJ AbrahamLincoln 9 өдрийн өмнө
Garbage set. Not funny! Edgy is not equal to funny.
Mauricio C. Williams III
Mauricio C. Williams III 10 өдрийн өмнө
Thank you Nikki, I am trying to build a better future from within and without. Thank you for making me laugh. I've always admired your comedy routine. I suppose during this pandemic we all have experienced hardships. I am hoping, and praying for a better outcome for myself. My past has haunted me for long enough. I'm still praying for my wife. Now I'm going to get off my knees and do something about it. My trust is in God. Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. -Amen Mauricio Clinton Williams III
Facetious Monkey
Facetious Monkey 10 өдрийн өмнө
She's a hot mess and she'll be the first one to tell you that. She comes across as much more real and honest than Amy Schumer.
hicks727
hicks727 10 өдрийн өмнө
04:14 see the uncomfortable, humorless hipster
hicks727
hicks727 10 өдрийн өмнө
Tanner!!!!
Kingpingaming
Kingpingaming 10 өдрийн өмнө
What the actual fuck!
Carlos Flores
Carlos Flores 11 өдрийн өмнө
Eww gross 😆
Apt knife thrower guy
Apt knife thrower guy 11 өдрийн өмнө
she will stay single forever
ai papi
ai papi 12 өдрийн өмнө
beastiality on her mind..lmao
Matt U
Matt U 12 өдрийн өмнө
It's prolly a little sour down there, that's why Luigi honed in 😂
ai papi
ai papi 12 өдрийн өмнө
sour cream and fishy co's she said she has night sweats..lmao
frz0
frz0 12 өдрийн өмнө
That why I'm not a big fan of dating dog owners.
musicf3b
musicf3b 13 өдрийн өмнө
So she’s a better person than Bert
L Dean
L Dean 13 өдрийн өмнө
She probably thought "who would possibly find out"!!!!! After a breakup, I bet that she not only let the lucky dog do what a dog does best, I bet she cannot wait to hit the sheets!!!!
Boyd Boyd
Boyd Boyd 13 өдрийн өмнө
I am disgusted but my dog wants her number.
Thomas Hempstead
Thomas Hempstead 13 өдрийн өмнө
New jokes...funny and creative. Done with just the right amount of tease and light humor.
Tom Wilson
Tom Wilson 13 өдрийн өмнө
I volunteer
Barrington Brown
Barrington Brown 14 өдрийн өмнө
Wtf is this jokes about having sex with dogs or almost ,so lf my maths is right and dogs has natural gonhorreah and raebees and you exchange bodily fluids, chances are you might be presented with the above afflictions. Humans should keep their sexual distance away from dogs or any other animal but that's just my opinion.
Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore 14 өдрийн өмнө
Are we to conclude that the thing she was most going to miss about the departing boyfriend was being eaten out? Funny that women comedians hate, absolutely hate, giving bj's (allowing for comedic exaggeration), but never cop to enjoying the reverse (unless it is to complain about the technique). To be fair, this could just the logical outcome of the principle that hate is funnier than love. As for the subject of the clip, having read Nancy Friday early, I always assumed that many women's entree into sexual pleasure was via a nosy canine pet. But given bestiality laws, Nikki can only go so far with her story here.
MarLee Hendrixx
MarLee Hendrixx 14 өдрийн өмнө
If anyone here really believes that this is only an innocent joke as part of her bit and she DOESN'T actually let her dog eat her out... I got a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you
Jeffery
Jeffery 14 өдрийн өмнө
This chick is ruff
crow13b
crow13b 15 өдрийн өмнө
I bet she uses peanut butter to lure her dog in....
Lars Chue
Lars Chue 16 өдрийн өмнө
Goldie locks is back on the market for a new wolf man?! 👹😈😼😎 Oh cruel hateful god why did you give us millennials Sarah Silverman and not Nikki Glaser?
John Cowan
John Cowan 16 өдрийн өмнө
OMG. The shit this girl talks about. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
james osterberg
james osterberg 18 өдрийн өмнө
She gives you an idea of how women talk to each other
normal ly
normal ly 18 өдрийн өмнө
The dog was wondering where she hiding them sardines 😂😂
Caesarleo
Caesarleo 18 өдрийн өмнө
This chick is crazy
Pale Amigo
Pale Amigo 19 өдрийн өмнө
Beautiful and funny with a great pair of legs.😍
Shmelke Shmeel
Shmelke Shmeel 20 өдрийн өмнө
2:50 they must smell my dog joke... straight off the Dov Davidoff special on comedy central years and years ago. Same word for word.
D'jinn Gandee
D'jinn Gandee 22 өдрийн өмнө
Its crossed just about every woman's mind hell most men too but yeah. We really aren't that far from that where we learned to have sex from
Johnny Souza
Johnny Souza 22 өдрийн өмнө
Wtf
Digital Masters
Digital Masters 22 өдрийн өмнө
What a subtle way to promote zoophilia.
Erik Arneberg
Erik Arneberg 12 өдрийн өмнө
Or an overt way to promote bestiality...
gmax876
gmax876 22 өдрийн өмнө
I don't know how to feel about this.
lking1540
lking1540 24 өдрийн өмнө
All she needs is peanut butter really.
Sneaky DogFart
Sneaky DogFart 24 өдрийн өмнө
Hey! Hot female comic in a short skirt talking bout her vaj. Smashing those stereotypes! You go girl
Gouki JT
Gouki JT 24 өдрийн өмнө
Great comic talent. Sexy as hell too😍
Jane E
Jane E 24 өдрийн өмнө
Nikki Glaser...this woman has ovaries of steel! I love the fact that she actively looks to talk about something she knows will make people cringe and never backs away from it, even if the whole front row looks offended! This is tame compared to her conversations on Sirius XM! X
The Voice Of Reason
The Voice Of Reason 25 өдрийн өмнө
Can't get mad at the dog, I'd hit that
Pactura
Pactura 25 өдрийн өмнө
I was reminded of this video because I'm a guy and I just orgasmed and my dog came running up to me because he thought I was hurt, and I had to block him from eating my cum because dogs are disgusting and will eat anything
Daniel Rainey
Daniel Rainey 26 өдрийн өмнө
Now I want to be your dog
DIY TWOinCollege
DIY TWOinCollege 26 өдрийн өмнө
She seems serious. Like she has a big Snoopy doll with a long tongue that she will NEVER give up.
Freddy
Freddy 27 өдрийн өмнө
Fucking risky and brave bit and she nailed it. Nikki is one of the best comics working imo
helltothesexy123
helltothesexy123 27 өдрийн өмнө
anyone know what special this is from?
Erik Arneberg
Erik Arneberg 12 өдрийн өмнө
Wasn’t this from the PETA/ASPCA benefit show?
Grimm Ashley
Grimm Ashley 27 өдрийн өмнө
I really can't tell if she's joking or not and that REALLY scares me
Corll
Corll 27 өдрийн өмнө
Eddie from frasier 😂😂😂😂😂
Brad Taylor
Brad Taylor 28 өдрийн өмнө
Nikki, is Sooo LEGIT. Talking about and 'overthinking' taboo subjects...Is Funny S**T!
Geoff Jones
Geoff Jones 28 өдрийн өмнө
So she let's her dog lick her out and speaks about it publicly imagine what she does behind closed doors 👀😂
sksmscjswodb
sksmscjswodb 28 өдрийн өмнө
she used to teach me writing at an afterschool program. so crazy to see her having made it! funny as hell too!
lking1540
lking1540 24 өдрийн өмнө
Tell me more?
Russell Boland
Russell Boland 29 өдрийн өмнө
Another degenerate female comedian, how shocking
Ivan O
Ivan O 29 өдрийн өмнө
I've met a couple single girls who were a little too obsessed with their dogs
Fremont Troll
Fremont Troll 29 өдрийн өмнө
Almost all female comedians that this channel uploads talk about sex.
Fremont Troll
Fremont Troll 26 өдрийн өмнө
@Jon McGee they do that to get views
Jon McGee
Jon McGee 28 өдрийн өмнө
so true. not that its offensive, i just don't like one dimensional comedians there's other funny situations in life that don't involve sex or your relationships
mike lampon
mike lampon 29 өдрийн өмнө
She did a bit on her Comedy Central show where she described her lips and went to a medical pro to have them trimmed. Shes a great combo of beauty and gross.
ol rat dick
ol rat dick 29 өдрийн өмнө
She lyin.Word is that dog had to eat pb a lot.
Jim Denney
Jim Denney 29 өдрийн өмнө
I figure if I'm going to hell laughing at this, I may as well watch it twice.
Hal McAdams
Hal McAdams 29 өдрийн өмнө
I find it unfunny and true. Every woman I have known with a male canine pet has to lock them out of the bedroom when we are together and the dog wants to murder me. They always say he is just jealous of me.
Vulture 38
Vulture 38 Сарын өмнө
God or Hollywood wax on 5th avenue?
Jonas Martin
Jonas Martin Сарын өмнө
I literally broke up with a girl in my 20s who told me she woke up to her dog doing that. And she allowed him to do it. 🤢🤮
Jonas Martin
Jonas Martin 26 өдрийн өмнө
DIY TWOinCollege 😂
DIY TWOinCollege
DIY TWOinCollege 26 өдрийн өмнө
Smells like cat.
ziggityfriggity
ziggityfriggity Сарын өмнө
Vile
Brian Hamer
Brian Hamer Сарын өмнө
I'd be her dog....
Ben McLellan
Ben McLellan Сарын өмнө
Not even the slightest bit funny. Just stupid.
Elinia Tollea
Elinia Tollea Сарын өмнө
This is revolting. I don't care if it's a "joke". This is not humor.
TerenKanan
TerenKanan 29 өдрийн өмнө
I had me a laugh.
capricorn demon
capricorn demon Сарын өмнө
I can't believe she actually pulled it off lol 👍👍👍👍👍
Independent
Independent Сарын өмнө
Disgusting 🤮 talk about bestiality, that’s not a joke. Normalization of bestiality
PoYo LoKo
PoYo LoKo Сарын өмнө
At least one woman in that room, has let it happen
ian one
ian one Сарын өмнө
someone pls tell me when to laugh. imagine a dude talking for a while about their penis and considering themselves comedians. yaaaaawn.
ODD1019
ODD1019 Сарын өмнө
She killed it for me.
ODD1019
ODD1019 Сарын өмнө
Wow not even funny
VESSIO
VESSIO Сарын өмнө
Brilliant.
Mike bee
Mike bee Сарын өмнө
Usually she’s funny , not anymore..........😳🙈🧟‍♀️🦨🐗🙉🙊😤💩😤🚮Never give trash the microphone🎯🤔
PS Lern
PS Lern Сарын өмнө
This is fucking sick!!!
Rob Brown
Rob Brown Сарын өмнө
This idea was from a Frank Zappa song .... poodle plus peanut butter equals 🤣🤣
ghost stalker
ghost stalker Сарын өмнө
What is wrong with white people, no wonder they had to put in the Bible not to mess with animals, now I'm going to get the sheeple saying " it's just a joke man " nasty.
Nothing_State
Nothing_State Сарын өмнө
Such a disgusting act, how dare she treat her dog to animal abuse, letting it anywhere near her wretched and polluted, surstromming smelling, larva infested, mouth of a dune monster looking pussy. But outside of that it's kinda funny.
John, James Leahy
John, James Leahy Сарын өмнө
I hate peanut butter teminds me of vomit and i always get it on me cause i have to give one dog all his seizure pills morning and night, i have to place them in peanut butter and then the other 2 dogs want it toi
Jade Lin Lee Chen
Jade Lin Lee Chen Сарын өмнө
Oh god this made me so uncomfortable. This is why I'm a cat person.
veritush
veritush 28 өдрийн өмнө
you prefer rough tongues? that's weird
Rusty Griswald
Rusty Griswald Сарын өмнө
A little much Nikki.
hammer r
hammer r Сарын өмнө
What a bit. How do they think up this chit..lol. Funny.
Erik Arneberg
Erik Arneberg 12 өдрийн өмнө
It’s not like she thought this up- it’s a thing- has been for a long time...
taylor 915
taylor 915 Сарын өмнө
When is this show going to be on Netflix? I looked her up but only found her old stand-ups.
hanscombe72
hanscombe72 Сарын өмнө
The jeweller thing is called a loupe.
Mira Bella
Mira Bella Сарын өмнө
Not funny. Just 🤮
Alex Blackburn
Alex Blackburn Сарын өмнө
This begs the question if she woken in the middle of the night and he was all ready going down on her would she let him finish?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
sewerslide 1312mg
sewerslide 1312mg Сарын өмнө
that's hot...
Trephination Nation
Trephination Nation Сарын өмнө
She's disgusting
Joshua Witshc
Joshua Witshc Сарын өмнө
Does she do any jokes that arent about sex? Ever?
Mohamed Imran
Mohamed Imran Сарын өмнө
Stop Abusing Dogs. 😂 😂 😂 😂 Dog Lives Matter.
J A M
J A M Сарын өмнө
Good grief
Craig Read
Craig Read Сарын өмнө
South Park is totally right about female comedians. Just say vagina a lot. Women need to find their own way in comedy but acting masculine is definitely not the way to go 🤦
karan verma
karan verma Сарын өмнө
what about cujo dog
Laurence Goldman
Laurence Goldman Сарын өмнө
Nikki. You gotta try a cheetah! I hear they’re AMAZING!
Anxo Fernandez
Anxo Fernandez Сарын өмнө
Talking about sex with animals in her monolog...that's a first and that's pushing the envelope and being edgy and controversial. Too much for my taste but I guess it worked because the audience did laugh, although sometimes uncomfortably.
SHAKIR SABOOR
SHAKIR SABOOR Сарын өмнө
Imagine if a man said all that, He would be a convict right away for animal abuse and beastiality.
šemsudin dino poplava
šemsudin dino poplava Сарын өмнө
Men have said things like this
itkojecockot
itkojecockot Сарын өмнө
looks like Nikki finally heard about My Chemical Romance reunion.....
Naman Sharma
Naman Sharma Сарын өмнө
Nikki Glaser's sexy and unattractive at the same time. Very rare trait.
lking1540
lking1540 16 өдрийн өмнө
@Jeff Scuderi or showing more of her body.
Jeff Scuderi
Jeff Scuderi 16 өдрийн өмнө
@lking1540 shed be better off keeping her mouth shut
lking1540
lking1540 24 өдрийн өмнө
I think she attractive physically, her personality just needs some work.
Maedhros Prime
Maedhros Prime 29 өдрийн өмнө
Lmfao
Nebuhalanezar
Nebuhalanezar Сарын өмнө
I adore her and her humor. She’s fantastic.
Sine Qua Non
Sine Qua Non Сарын өмнө
Yeesh...
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