Why Cristela Alonzo Regrets Loving the Dallas Cowboys | Netflix Is A Joke

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Gracie Ortega
Gracie Ortega 3 өдрийн өмнө
😂😂 am Texan I switch teams when I was a kid. My family still love them cowboys
v h
v h Сарын өмнө
Asian parents will definitely wear a shirt cheering for the neighbor’s kid 😂
Totally not ShinegamiKun
Totally not ShinegamiKun Сарын өмнө
Did she just basically say it pisses her off that kids don't suffer enough just cuz she had to waste money on a band that she wasn't sure was good enough?
Michael Sorrentino
Michael Sorrentino Сарын өмнө
GOOFY AS HELL !! BUT DAMN FUNNY AS HELL TOO!!
WuKingdom1
WuKingdom1 2 сарын өмнө
Eagles fan here. Just came here to laugh at all the Dallas fans lol
Mohammed Qabazard
Mohammed Qabazard 2 сарын өмнө
😀⚽️🏈🎾🏀
argaen21
argaen21 2 сарын өмнө
She funny!
Kaddywompous
Kaddywompous 2 сарын өмнө
Oh, a cowboys fan, how novel.
A B
A B 2 сарын өмнө
When does the comedy start?
Kaddywompous
Kaddywompous 2 сарын өмнө
The Rams were literally the worst team of the 90s. Stuck with them. The super bowl win in 2000 was orgasmic after the 10 years of edging.
I’m from the future
I’m from the future 2 сарын өмнө
She’s shaped like she’s from San Antonio✅
Markus Crowder
Markus Crowder 2 сарын өмнө
Detroit Lions regardless😩
Kaddywompous
Kaddywompous 2 сарын өмнө
Oh Markus, I’m so sorry.
Register To Vote
Register To Vote 2 сарын өмнө
✭ “Dallas Cowboys”✭ 4 Life!! 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆
Jordan
Jordan 2 сарын өмнө
Im from Texas. I'm from Texas. Hey. I'm from Texas. Please clap.
Justin Shim
Justin Shim 2 сарын өмнө
I can relate to this. I was a Red Sox and Patriots fan back in the '90s back when both ducked. I followed the Patriots the year they got the #1 overall pick, so you *know* they stunk.
KDF Kdf
KDF Kdf 2 сарын өмнө
I hate the press conferences after the games. Especially the losers and the locker room invasion. Can the players just go home? Talk to the coaches.
Andreas Giöbel
Andreas Giöbel 2 сарын өмнө
laughed hard on this, It was funny!
Scribe13
Scribe13 2 сарын өмнө
Women don't love football...they just love the uniforms
Scribe13
Scribe13 2 сарын өмнө
@Peter S. peter
Peter S.
Peter S. 2 сарын өмнө
Thats dumb lol
Brian Evans
Brian Evans 2 сарын өмнө
YES, yes I do, I'm a Lions fan...
Will Mallory
Will Mallory Сарын өмнө
Blessings from a fellow Lions fan. 😊
Michael Sweeney
Michael Sweeney 2 сарын өмнө
she did the whole team!!!?......
Peter S.
Peter S. 2 сарын өмнө
@John Paul Lafferty the lions have had a much better run in 20 years vs the lions
Yellow Cake
Yellow Cake 2 сарын өмнө
😂
John Paul Lafferty
John Paul Lafferty 2 сарын өмнө
Then again you could be a Chargers fan! What city???
Nicole Collymore
Nicole Collymore 2 сарын өмнө
More please.... She's funny
nitpoon
nitpoon 2 сарын өмнө
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Language Lab
Language Lab 2 сарын өмнө
While routine could have been cut in at least half. Took a minute to get to the first lame punch. Last line- very good. Gotta our more thought into what you’re wearing. No hate , sincerely trying to help. If you can get past The ego part of it, you’ll crush.
jdamommio
jdamommio 2 сарын өмнө
@DivaDelgado128 excellent "That 70's show" reference, Diva.
merickful
merickful 2 сарын өмнө
There isn't a single person on the planet, fictional or otherwise, that could get past YOUR ego. It's so big that I can smell your breath.
DivaDelgado128
DivaDelgado128 2 сарын өмнө
@jdamommio Thank you, my dear.
jdamommio
jdamommio 2 сарын өмнө
@DivaDelgado128 Thanks, songbird!
DivaDelgado128
DivaDelgado128 2 сарын өмнө
@jdamommio Well said.
Tyler Hackner
Tyler Hackner 2 сарын өмнө
She should regret it because they’re terrible 😂😂
D O J
D O J 2 сарын өмнө
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brell 2-1-5
brell 2-1-5 2 сарын өмнө
I just looked her up, she's from South TX, rarely see Cowgirls fans from there, but then again, it is Texas, thought she would be more of an Oilers, then Texans fan, but aye it's whatever 🤷🏾‍♂️
brell 2-1-5
brell 2-1-5 2 сарын өмнө
@G Forcke duhhh stupid, I know that & the Titans relocated to Nashville, not Memphis, so you're stupid again & I used the word THEN, as in she could've been an Oilers fan first, then transitioned into a TEXANS fan, man you're freakin stupid & lack reading comprehension skills, smh 🤦🏾‍♂️
G Forcke
G Forcke 2 сарын өмнө
brell 2-1-5 .... the Oilers left Houston for Memphis 24 years ago
Job Acevedo
Job Acevedo 2 сарын өмнө
Cowboys!!! This is the year!!
Job Acevedo
Job Acevedo 2 сарын өмнө
Justin Shim what does his personal opinion of kneeling have to do with the person he is? 😂 some of y’all need to go play outside and learn how to get along.
Justin Shim
Justin Shim 2 сарын өмнө
Jerry Jones is a horrid human being. You should see his comments about players kneeling.
brell 2-1-5
brell 2-1-5 2 сарын өмнө
no
TheTitandog70
TheTitandog70 2 сарын өмнө
I feel her pain.
brell 2-1-5
brell 2-1-5 2 сарын өмнө
she should regret it, they suck lmao 🤣 #flyeaglesfly
John Paul Lafferty
John Paul Lafferty 2 сарын өмнө
1st Tenor Acclaimed - you’ve done more than any team in the NFL has to date. Spent three times as much money and shone very little to date other than old trophies. Everyone hates the Cowboys because you spend so much and get do little!
Register To Vote
Register To Vote 2 сарын өмнө
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 5 Championships, We’ve done what a lot of NFL teams haven’t!! ✭ “Dallas Cowboys”✭
John Paul Lafferty
John Paul Lafferty 2 сарын өмнө
Mo Fuggar - Tom Brady replied during the last golf tournament , it’s the Eagles that give him nightmares.
brell 2-1-5
brell 2-1-5 2 сарын өмнө
@Mo Fuggar so what
Mo Fuggar
Mo Fuggar 2 сарын өмнө
@John Paul Lafferty that's the giants
Dannywolfblood
Dannywolfblood 2 сарын өмнө
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