Taylor Tomlinson Wants a Man with Dreams So She Can Crush Them | Netflix Is A Joke

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Smokejaguar Six
Smokejaguar Six 17 минутын өмнө
Which is why she is single....
deathsagaXX 40 минутын өмнө
Watched this with a straight face, 🤷‍♂️o well to each their own
Zenni T.
Zenni T. 15 цагийн өмнө
She's like a female Donald Glover
Neffarious 2 өдрийн өмнө
The stroller bit absolutely got me.
Knockoff Mjolnir
Knockoff Mjolnir 3 өдрийн өмнө
I'd be that bf who doesn't give a shit about the money. At the same time though, I'd probably notice that kinda bothers her. Then try and fail to pretend I have a problem with it.
Yalonda Marie
Yalonda Marie 3 өдрийн өмнө
She has a brats doll head. Me too lol
spookydude 55
spookydude 55 3 өдрийн өмнө
She's been taking cues from my ex. And her friends.
Anand Prabhu
Anand Prabhu 3 өдрийн өмнө
Only female comedian who actually tells good jokes and doesn't turn a comedy club into a safe space for the opressed.
Ricardo Figueroa
Ricardo Figueroa 4 өдрийн өмнө
Not funny. This is "comedy" for millenials and below
Bjorn- James Hanrahan
Bjorn- James Hanrahan 4 өдрийн өмнө
There’s no such thing as toxic femininity...
Bjorn- James Hanrahan
Bjorn- James Hanrahan 4 өдрийн өмнө
Oooooh that there’s a demon.
completethoughts 4 өдрийн өмнө
I guess feminist find her funny?🤷🏾‍♂️
deathsagaXX 40 минутын өмнө
Tom Salvitti
Tom Salvitti 4 өдрийн өмнө
Shes ok. Im talking about her comedy btw.
Srinivasan Ayyan
Srinivasan Ayyan 4 өдрийн өмнө
Naaah not good
Justin Harnick
Justin Harnick 5 өдрийн өмнө
She's basically the perfect model of how Bill Burr describes women
Joe Duke
Joe Duke 5 өдрийн өмнө
She only wants a partner because she's a weak Feminist loser.
Em0killer13 5 өдрийн өмнө
Bruh none of this is even remotely funny. back to Andrew Schultz 🤡
Ke3m0904Sani 6 өдрийн өмнө
She's funny
Simba Marl'e
Simba Marl'e 6 өдрийн өмнө
Ewwwww her heads to big for her body! Heroin junky!
John Imig
John Imig 6 өдрийн өмнө
I feel like she's trying too hard to be Iliza Schlesinger.
Bao Khanh Chu
Bao Khanh Chu 5 өдрийн өмнө
wtf you're talking about. Iliza is shit, can't stand her.
steve hightower
steve hightower 7 өдрийн өмнө
She makes glad I’m single!
marlo clarke
marlo clarke 7 өдрийн өмнө
Lol im french. The french part is So accurate l' you speak abit such as saying 1word theyll think you are fluent
Dan Lowe
Dan Lowe 7 өдрийн өмнө
Hahaha referring to not being pregnant as 'empty.'
Folano 900
Folano 900 7 өдрийн өмнө
I feel bad for her husband 😭
SSPspaz 7 өдрийн өмнө
What is this black magic? A female comic that’s legit funny and not just making gross vagina jokes? Impossible!
christopher lobato
christopher lobato 8 өдрийн өмнө
She's pretty funny lol
christopher lobato
christopher lobato 8 өдрийн өмнө
Aha. She likes to wear the pants. She's the kinda girl it's fun to take the pants away from 😆
Dane Stone
Dane Stone 8 өдрийн өмнө
Not funny at all.
Jesse Daub
Jesse Daub 8 өдрийн өмнө
I love this. Relatable for all the strong financially independent women out there. Triggered males just mad we want the same things they do
Pranav S
Pranav S 7 өдрийн өмнө
Nobody's getting triggered if you're a financially independent women stop living in a victim bubble
Josh Black
Josh Black 8 өдрийн өмнө
Elumio Merk
Elumio Merk 8 өдрийн өмнө
Chris Rock once talked about how a married man should wake up every day, look in the mirror, remember his dreams and then proceed to forget about them to make his woman's dreams come true. I can't find it, but this reminded me of it.
Tamunotokini Pokubo
Tamunotokini Pokubo 8 өдрийн өмнө
I didn't laugh
Tamunotokini Pokubo
Tamunotokini Pokubo 8 өдрийн өмнө
I didn't laugh
Chad Christman
Chad Christman 9 өдрийн өмнө
I’m not offended at all. I’m just not...impressed.
Cue ball
Cue ball 9 өдрийн өмнө
She literally described marriage. Just the guy stays home and she goes to work. But the male end result is the same😂
Tshepo L8 M
Tshepo L8 M 9 өдрийн өмнө
My favorite female comedian 🤣
Oscar Syrus
Oscar Syrus 9 өдрийн өмнө
Can anybody give me clip at what moment she starts joking?
plonka2000 9 өдрийн өмнө
And this right here, gentlemen, is what women are really thinking. Sure, say "it's comedy, don't take it seriously", but comedy is funny because it's true. Because you can relate to it and see it in life. Pay attention, gents.
Martin Stewart whyte
Martin Stewart whyte 9 өдрийн өмнө
I admire her modesty.
Smile 9 өдрийн өмнө
She wants that Chris brown
Money Making Software Tools
Money Making Software Tools 9 өдрийн өмнө
No funny
kahlil glenn
kahlil glenn 9 өдрийн өмнө
destroy... marry , the same
Stewart D
Stewart D 9 өдрийн өмнө
What she wants, and what every woman wants, is a man who can support them. 90% of woman have a partner that earns more than them...
Uzukii 9 өдрийн өмнө
She sounds like my kind of woman. ♥
Matthias Dahms
Matthias Dahms 10 өдрийн өмнө
with this one i really don't know if she is sincere or if this supposed to be a comment on toxic femininity.
Jack Jones
Jack Jones 10 өдрийн өмнө
Damn an actual funny female who doesn't rely on feminist narrative to try to force you to laugh, she killed it!
E Scott
E Scott 10 өдрийн өмнө
Funny, Yet Disturbing at the Same Time... Honor And Respect, But... Deep Seated Biological Urges Make Us Who We ARE... And Extends The Duration Of The Species.
shmovid infidel
shmovid infidel 10 өдрийн өмнө
Unfortunately she aint lying .
Keith Newland
Keith Newland 10 өдрийн өмнө
These are the times that we're living in!
Joseph Bateman
Joseph Bateman 10 өдрийн өмнө
If I meet her I'm going to pretend I don't want to be a stay at home dad
razorpat1 10 өдрийн өмнө
Boring and stupid. Inferiority complexed
Aristotle 10 өдрийн өмнө
"I dont know why some of you guys are offended, I'm the one who has to die alone" 😂😂😂
Mrmedia046 7 өдрийн өмнө
Me: I wonder why?
Darth Phaser
Darth Phaser 10 өдрийн өмнө
Aww.. Taylor used to be funny and cute. Now its just sad. She shouldve married the first guy🤔
mmjamel96 10 өдрийн өмнө
I always thought funny girls don’t exist, Now im sure.
Redvines69 10 өдрийн өмнө
Suddenly I want to be a success so she can crush me.
Eli Wood
Eli Wood 10 өдрийн өмнө
Lmao i could only date a girl that matches my crazy😂😂
nevmind you
nevmind you 10 өдрийн өмнө
is this like a ted talk, or what is it?
Chris M
Chris M 10 өдрийн өмнө
She has a giant head and tiny body
TheRealVolk 10 өдрийн өмнө
I just can’t imagine why no high value man has snatched this one up yet. 🐾
tola978 10 өдрийн өмнө
Not the bread winner and laughed my ass off. Great bit dream killer lol.
J. Francis Ward
J. Francis Ward 10 өдрийн өмнө
So she wants to marry a woman?
Steven Lerner
Steven Lerner 10 өдрийн өмнө
Great stuff, I love this
Juan Arocha
Juan Arocha 10 өдрийн өмнө
2:55 that was a good save
HauNTeD THouGHTS 10 өдрийн өмнө
where the fuck did you come from ....! :)
Joel Peters
Joel Peters 10 өдрийн өмнө
Ok she’s actually pretty good.
Corey 10 өдрийн өмнө
Not even funny, just lame.
the.mighty.kyuss 10 өдрийн өмнө
Idk how I got here...but I'm going back to Motörhead.
NiceCronic 10 өдрийн өмнө
Bruh I smoke weed on the floor all day. I still have dreams and aspirations 😁
Arthur Banks
Arthur Banks 10 өдрийн өмнө
Now...that’s funny!
Alexander Greco
Alexander Greco 10 өдрийн өмнө
We can see why she will die alone. Ha
Vincenzo DiMeglio
Vincenzo DiMeglio 10 өдрийн өмнө
Isn't this every female?
Mehdi Chellaoui
Mehdi Chellaoui 11 өдрийн өмнө
Chicks do comedy now? I like iiiiiit
Jose Balcazar
Jose Balcazar 11 өдрийн өмнө
Now imagine the same material being told by a MALE comedian...what would the feminists say?
Matt B
Matt B 11 өдрийн өмнө
I'm so glad I'm not a part of this generation. Y'all took nihilism to a whole new level.
Giancarlo Carvalho
Giancarlo Carvalho 11 өдрийн өмнө
Finally.....maybe I just haven’t seen that much good female comedy (but I have) but this is the first time where I’ve felt that uncomfortable/exciting dark humor that only the dudes managed to perfect. She’s amazing 😩
Whip McCord
Whip McCord 11 өдрийн өмнө
Is this supposed to be funny? Cuz she delivers it like I’m supposed to laugh.
Doom Dingus
Doom Dingus 11 өдрийн өмнө
An this is suppose to be funny?
Kirk Eby
Kirk Eby 11 өдрийн өмнө
She's funny
MericaSleeps A
MericaSleeps A 11 өдрийн өмнө
George Assbutt
George Assbutt 11 өдрийн өмнө
Real Dominque Francon vibes
M.A.D Roofer
M.A.D Roofer 11 өдрийн өмнө
'It's funny cuz it's true.' to the next level. Be afraid men, be very afraid.
Jorge Lozano
Jorge Lozano 11 өдрийн өмнө
Female Dice Clay, how so like that boy?!!!!
Manish Mishra
Manish Mishra 11 өдрийн өмнө
More. Sitcom than. Stand up. Anyone else?
edward seaton
edward seaton 11 өдрийн өмнө
This should be required viewing for every guy that thinks he wants to get married.
Nash Creek Industries
Nash Creek Industries 9 өдрийн өмнө
Guys who would be intimated by this don’t get to marry women with her wit and intellect - so it’s a moot point.
Sean Murphy
Sean Murphy 11 өдрийн өмнө
Idk why people are getting so offended by this. Its comedy. If she was capable of finding a winner to destroy, she would be knocked up with a giant rock on her hand by now. But she's not. Instead she leads a lonely life on the road struggling to get a laugh from drunken club goers. So come on guys. Why so serious?
Brian Kepner
Brian Kepner 11 өдрийн өмнө
I'm curious to know if when you hear somebody say that they like to pay taxes whether you get excited or that adores you. That is the stay-at-home dad or sugar daddy that you need
james Last
james Last 11 өдрийн өмнө
Most men don't want kids cause in the occurrence of a divorce they get the short end of the stick and why marry...good times are free and easy, so yeah most will die w/out kids.
Mad180Gamer 11 өдрийн өмнө
The title of this video explains why so many females are miserable and single.
retsaM innavoiG
retsaM innavoiG 11 өдрийн өмнө
Haha at the people taking this shit seriously. She’s a comedian, she is making jokes. Pretty funny ones as well.
Jerry Knuckles
Jerry Knuckles 11 өдрийн өмнө
As if a woman never believed a lie
S1gm@_Wolf 11 өдрийн өмнө
Oh here we are again. More feminist empowerment blah blah blah. My toxic masculine feelings are so hurt. Im so ashamed of myself for being a man. Please accept my apology. Ill change my ways and become beta simp. I cant wait to sit home and watch a Sex and the City marathon. Youre right we should plan a trip somewhere. Heres my credit card. Run us into debt forever pleeeeeese. =/
Alan 11 өдрийн өмнө
She looks like the crazy woman in that recent video who threw the dog at the black man.
Mychal Matta
Mychal Matta 11 өдрийн өмнө
Breathplay is fun...
Audrey Kelley
Audrey Kelley 11 өдрийн өмнө
I just want that edge 😅
Peter Lacey Jr.
Peter Lacey Jr. 11 өдрийн өмнө
I hope the people that like her jokes about men are not the same ones who criticize and get offended by Bill Burr for his jokes about women
Eren Parla
Eren Parla 11 өдрийн өмнө
Exactly bro this is good content but so many internet hypocrites couldn’t take jokes like this if it were in reverse
If a guy have a set like this he would be called an arsehole so fast no way the video gonna last 5 minutes
R Lewis
R Lewis 12 өдрийн өмнө
My thought: Women who ... - - wait...wait...wait.... scratch that... "PEOPLE"....people who speak "TRUTH" nowadays are few....and far in between.... she speaks truth. I'd marry her for her mind, and ability to see through the BS alone. It's funny how sometimes we can see by way of comedy that there are some folks who are more cognizant of our issues and who are quite simply more brilliant than the politicians and the various powers that be. She understands how people relate so well that she can intelligently make fun of the issues....great routine
Sukhbir Singh
Sukhbir Singh 12 өдрийн өмнө
just imagine the outrage if it was a man saying this
Sukhbir Singh
Sukhbir Singh 7 өдрийн өмнө
Bill burr has never talked about crushing his girlfriend's ambitions, afaik
Ramjam9000 10 өдрийн өмнө
Bill Burr talks all sorts of shit about women. He's not going anywhere any time soon.
Jett Blacc
Jett Blacc 12 өдрийн өмнө
Read this random title by a "comedian" I've never heard of in my recommended videos and was like...that's every female.
Bravo 4
Bravo 4 12 өдрийн өмнө
And the search for a funny female continues
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