Sebastian Maniscalco's Italian Grandpa Wouldn't Sign Permission Slips | Netflix Is A Joke

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For some reason, teachers wouldn't accept a note on a greasy pizza napkin.
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Magnum Tree Falling
Magnum Tree Falling 9 цагийн өмнө
Why did his Grandmother sound Japanese I thought she was Italian
T Clark
T Clark 11 цагийн өмнө
Sebastian, Javier and Athenos...in the lunchroom for 3 days. THATS the Chicago way....
Muhura Dedan
Muhura Dedan 18 цагийн өмнө
"You, Javier and Athinos will be in the library writing a paper about how immigrants parents don't sign permission slips" Only Sebastian Maniscalco can craft a punchline like that lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
GiancarloFXBBTx.
GiancarloFXBBTx. Өдрийн өмнө
I am at work dying while listening to this because this was my childhood, my parents go to work and I would have to stay with my Sicilian grandparents as well and I remember the game of charades you had to play just to get a cup of juice.
Shibby120
Shibby120 3 өдрийн өмнө
I had no idea Italian was it’s own language but that sounds like Spanish
Fallon Harr
Fallon Harr 3 өдрийн өмнө
Como se Llama to the leftie? Lol
El Mofles
El Mofles 3 өдрийн өмнө
Steve -O ?
Haydee Johnson
Haydee Johnson 4 өдрийн өмнө
"ATHENOS"🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! I'm done❣
Michele Bologna
Michele Bologna 4 өдрийн өмнө
I can’t swim either, you’re not alone. I’m a Calabrese/Sicilian-Irish/Scots woman! Now, there’s a combo for ya! A Taurus ♉️ NYer 🗽as well! 🙄😆 You make me laugh so hard! Thank you for all that you do, sir. 💋♥️🗽
T Clark
T Clark 11 цагийн өмнө
No one has a chance in hell with that resume....
Olivia B
Olivia B 4 өдрийн өмнө
Surprised he wasnt sent to Saturday Italian school. Thought that was a right of passage for most immigrant children.
Pearlie Grace
Pearlie Grace 4 өдрийн өмнө
his grandparents took care of them the whole week for his whole childhood and he didnt pick up italian?
Pat Serrao
Pat Serrao 5 өдрийн өмнө
His Italian is pretty good!!!!
City Nat
City Nat 16 өдрийн өмнө
This is so accurate regarding immigrant parents! 🤣 My parents are Mexican. When there were field trips I would forge my mom’s signature then just tell her where we were going. 🤣🤣
Angelo Dela Cruzz
Angelo Dela Cruzz 18 өдрийн өмнө
Sebastian that's a clean jacket where'd you get it
Robert H
Robert H 18 өдрийн өмнө
Ayyy, I can't swim either and I'm in my twenties
xXBiOkLiSmXx x
xXBiOkLiSmXx x 18 өдрийн өмнө
Im Italian and im not joking when I say this is completely accurate.
3197
3197 19 өдрийн өмнө
No Italian grandparent ever learned English. Doesn’t matter how long they spent here. Not one word ahaha
Flexamillious ok
Flexamillious ok 19 өдрийн өмнө
Italians sicilians what his gramma say?
c0ckNockeR
c0ckNockeR 8 өдрийн өмнө
lots of cursing. so much cursing.
John Tirow
John Tirow 19 өдрийн өмнө
What's up duck
Andrew Shular
Andrew Shular 20 өдрийн өмнө
I didnt know Joe from impractical jokers was doing standup
Elida Medeiros
Elida Medeiros 20 өдрийн өмнө
Well, now I'm an immigrant parent and I don't sign permission slips... 🤔
Austin Grist
Austin Grist 20 өдрийн өмнө
whats he saying in italian?
KIWI HUNTER
KIWI HUNTER 19 өдрийн өмнө
I thought the grandpa was asking him if he pissed on the floor as he would have been a child and the grandmother was a mixture of English and Italian sounding curse words likely nothing to do with arthritis but more as her talking about/to the grandpa.
Stefano Movilli
Stefano Movilli 20 өдрийн өмнө
It’s not even Italian, it’s Sicilian (regional language)
Sgorbackor McGlurg
Sgorbackor McGlurg 20 өдрийн өмнө
The grandpa was saying that he accidentally pissed on the floor ("minchia" means "dick", "pisciare" means "to piss", "come si dice..." means "how do you say..."); the grandma is just complaining about her arthritis (at one point she says "bottana", which is Sicilian for "puttana", which means "whore", and is used kinda like "son of a bitch", like as an exclamation), but I think he sprinkled in some phrases she used to say to him, like "gioia mia" which means "my joy" (which is kinda like saying "sweetie" or "honey", especially used for children), "figghiu miu" (Sicilian for "my son", not exclusively used for your own children) and "aspetta", which means "wait"
SMD Classic
SMD Classic 20 өдрийн өмнө
This dude really don’t know Italian because every time he tried making an accent he sounded more Japanese than Italian.
J c
J c 7 өдрийн өмнө
Sicilian pretty strong dialect of Italian, plus their emphasis on certain sounds, not horrible. Definitely an entertaining group of people, the old ones at least
Rick Iovine
Rick Iovine 8 өдрийн өмнө
He said right out front that he didn’t speak Italian. But, he was around it enough to get the comedic affect of Italian dialect. He’s doing standup comedy not reciting Rosetta Stone.
classicboandhope
classicboandhope 8 өдрийн өмнө
He sounds just like my Great Grandmother from Sicily..I mean exactly! And she lived in the basement too:)
J Cortese
J Cortese 18 өдрийн өмнө
His grandparents spoke dialect ... they're more alike than you think.
Derek Johnson
Derek Johnson 18 өдрийн өмнө
Eh, still an axis power. Close enough
Jade Nguyen
Jade Nguyen 20 өдрийн өмнө
His grandpa obviously had a perfect piss and was just flexing this to his grandson.
dirtyserg
dirtyserg 20 өдрийн өмнө
Is he wearing his wife's jeggings? Jesus.
Ghost
Ghost 20 өдрийн өмнө
The only bad decision he's made.
romulusnr
romulusnr 20 өдрийн өмнө
@davie504 please translate
JessiSZK
JessiSZK 20 өдрийн өмнө
He’s as fake as these other comments...
JessiSZK
JessiSZK 14 өдрийн өмнө
jpwjr1199 obviously you do give a fuck. Otherwise you wouldn’t be whining about my comment. Hmmm...but I guess in a way, this guy is giving me a laugh...
jpwjr1199
jpwjr1199 14 өдрийн өмнө
JessiSZK you’ll wait for what? lol You made the baseless supposition, not me. Take some responsibility and defend it otherwise go fly a kite. I don’t really give a fuck. Nice try there, Toolbox
JessiSZK
JessiSZK 16 өдрийн өмнө
Christine Gainer ...if you say so....
Christine Gainer
Christine Gainer 17 өдрийн өмнө
Jessi..he is what is known as a comedic genius,that means those of us who enjoy laughter and life are pleasantly entertained by his comedy. Lesson Over
JessiSZK
JessiSZK 19 өдрийн өмнө
jpwjr1199 Prove me wrong. I’ll wait.
Intellectualmrjohns Johns Michels
Intellectualmrjohns Johns Michels 20 өдрийн өмнө
Me Ether..Ask JESUS. Not Me.:)
Red Ram
Red Ram 20 өдрийн өмнө
This guy acts like every South Philly Guinea I’ve ever met
Mjgirl55
Mjgirl55 20 өдрийн өмнө
His expressions and physical comedy are perfect...flawless timing and delivery!
Adam J Smith
Adam J Smith 20 өдрийн өмнө
What special is this?
Ben Reilly
Ben Reilly 20 өдрийн өмнө
Comic's definitely got the makings of a varsity athlete!
M
M 17 өдрийн өмнө
Underrated comment
Antediluvian Clockwork
Antediluvian Clockwork 20 өдрийн өмнө
Chris Cuomo butterfly effect version returns.
Angela Santucci
Angela Santucci 20 өдрийн өмнө
He's one of my favorite comedians.
Red Ram
Red Ram 20 өдрийн өмнө
I can’t imagine why
ReppGaming
ReppGaming 20 өдрийн өмнө
First
Keziah Rose
Keziah Rose 20 өдрийн өмнө
Bruno Carrascosa but yeah actiallt lol
Lisa Washington
Lisa Washington 20 өдрийн өмнө
Nope, tie at best but does it really matter?? Nvr quiet understood this "First" thing, js
Bruno Carrascosa
Bruno Carrascosa 20 өдрийн өмнө
ReppGaming not really no
Angela Santucci
Angela Santucci 20 өдрийн өмнө
His humor is freaking hilarious. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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