Russell Peters Wishes He Was Strict Like His Dad | Netflix Is A Joke

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Isaac Isaac
Isaac Isaac 19 цагийн өмнө
Indian parents sound like Arab leaders
Shelley Fitch
Shelley Fitch Өдрийн өмнө
The only time we ever got to choose what we wanted to eat was dinner on our birthdays. We only ever wanted tacos. Our tacos were browned hamburger meat (no spices), chopped lettuce, chopped tomatoes, grated cheddar and soft corn tortillas heated in the oven. 🤣 Pitiful!
Alezandra Davila
Alezandra Davila 2 өдрийн өмнө
Love this guy
EverydayCringe EverydayCringe
EverydayCringe EverydayCringe 3 өдрийн өмнө
Lol Arab parents too 🤣🤣🤣
B. Benjamin Eriksson
B. Benjamin Eriksson 3 өдрийн өмнө
I'm fully white (European, Scandinavian) but I sure don't recognize that style of parenting HAHA! *kiss kiss kiss* "I love you!"... Nooo, parents don't say that shit. They just don't. You would have to guess. "What do you want to eat?" More like "This is what we will eat". - "Don't play on the road" - "why?" - "Because a car will run you over and then you'd be dead".
Ashish Thomas
Ashish Thomas 5 өдрийн өмнө
That's how religion works they scare you out of not doing things
Toutai Palu
Toutai Palu 6 өдрийн өмнө
Russell Peter's😂😂😂mndown.info/fast/video/uW6SdKKM2I-tbpE
Ty Jensen
Ty Jensen 6 өдрийн өмнө
"You'll break apart!"
Zuha Sajid
Zuha Sajid 8 өдрийн өмнө
I can relate to this in a spiritual level since the age of 2 now I was only allowed to buy 1 snack my dad would say Zuha you can only get 1 snack because nobody gets 2 snacks 😂😂 and food thing too mostly you eat the food your parents our dad wants to eat😂😂😂
HUNdAntae
HUNdAntae 8 өдрийн өмнө
I think being Eastern European is an intermediate state of "being white": i could make my request regarding food, but my parents would veto it if they felt like it. But generally they had the intention for us to be well fed.
Teresa Gunn
Teresa Gunn 8 өдрийн өмнө
Lol I’m nana and my kids and grandkids eat what ever the f$&k I make 😂
Ahad sharifi
Ahad sharifi 8 өдрийн өмнө
Millions of centuries Have seen dawn, have seen twilight. Millions of centuries stars have passed through the sky. Walk the earth cautiously. That lump of soil you almost trampled down may have been the eye of a child needing help.
Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez 8 өдрийн өмнө
Those are the millenial parents..Weakest parents of the new era🤣🤣🤣👍
Vick Vinegar
Vick Vinegar 11 өдрийн өмнө
If I didn’t finish my dinner....I sure did when breakfast time rolled around
glo c
glo c 11 өдрийн өмнө
Same 😂
Severinsen
Severinsen 12 өдрийн өмнө
Man, the racial focus in North American humour still surprises me. It's still kinda funny though.
WILLIAM TAYLOR
WILLIAM TAYLOR 14 өдрийн өмнө
My parents were nothing like this lol. You rather get wipe by dad then mom , my dad had good aim mom was were it landed, trust me , as I look back every wiping I got I didn’t thank I deserved at the time, but I was a bad kid few times I got wiped I really deserved them. Jeez when we used to fight my dad take us to a room let us fight it out and we had to shake hand after and it was over. Then he got boxing gloves as we got older when one punch would cause blood. To me my parent did a great job, they didn’t cuss I got whipped a few time but I know I really deserved them, I did some bad things. If it was for then I probably lived a different. I when in the military raised 3 great kids 2 married and one soon. If wasn’t for them, I’d probably been in jail or worst.
BAYEKORIGINATOR27
BAYEKORIGINATOR27 14 өдрийн өмнө
I pity his therapist
MR. Allen
MR. Allen 16 өдрийн өмнө
When I moved out of my parents house I found out that steak doesn't have a texture like leather.
Emma
Emma 16 өдрийн өмнө
He's just not funny..
DrAxe Dharme
DrAxe Dharme 16 өдрийн өмнө
We had options for food too. Yes or stay hungry
ukwe ukwe
ukwe ukwe 16 өдрийн өмнө
Mum cooks for dad!
Gigi Shiru
Gigi Shiru 17 өдрийн өмнө
My African mum used to say "I'm not beating you, I'm beating the mistake" as she whoops my ass with a belt 😂😂
Miss Madeline's adventures
Miss Madeline's adventures 17 өдрийн өмнө
My parents were extremely strict but a team and happy( mostly lol) Both parents working full time and sharing household responsibilities. Married 41 years and counting. Impossible to recreate
Lexi W
Lexi W 17 өдрийн өмнө
Welp even though my dad is white he's not white.
LadyJoolree
LadyJoolree 20 өдрийн өмнө
My Mum? "Food is food; EAT IT!!" 😂
Meir Wise
Meir Wise 20 өдрийн өмнө
Whenever we went shopping my mother used to say: "close your eyes, and see what you can have!"
Margot Gulliford
Margot Gulliford 20 өдрийн өмнө
Our middle class white household, always two choices for dinner 1. Eat it. 2. Don’t eat it but it’s a long time until breakfast.😊😷🇨🇦
Jennifer Dato
Jennifer Dato 20 өдрийн өмнө
Funny how asian parents really do this 😂
The Wonderer
The Wonderer 20 өдрийн өмнө
Hope you will find your way to an asian family in your next life 😀 Such experience matters 😂
Susie Dupuy
Susie Dupuy 20 өдрийн өмнө
My father put Rotel tomatoes in everything.
Izzy
Izzy 20 өдрийн өмнө
*_this is so relatable it’s sad_*
Wendy H
Wendy H 20 өдрийн өмнө
Not even kidding - my parents were both whiter than wonder bread, bless them both (I’m adopted), and oh yeah...breakfast, lunch, supper - mum cooked for dad, and we ate it or went without. Eat it or don’t, THAT was the choice. I was 14 years old before I found out food was supposed to have, well...y’know - TASTE?! 😂🤣
GAGANDEEP SINGH
GAGANDEEP SINGH 20 өдрийн өмнө
I could die laughing..!!!
YS Entertainment
YS Entertainment 21 өдрийн өмнө
My dad has been diabetic since before I was born and he's only been eating anything his nutritionist tells him to and believe it or not, that's what we all ate. I didn't use sugar in any food until I was about 12 in secondary. And that's only because I went to a boarding school.
FBI
FBI 22 өдрийн өмнө
@2:01 That's Russel's mom :)
William Kanaykin
William Kanaykin 22 өдрийн өмнө
I'm Ukrainian, and I've never felt such fear as when my Dad started counting to 3.
Quantum Cosmos QC
Quantum Cosmos QC 22 өдрийн өмнө
Whenever my dad took us on a family dinner to some nice restaurants, he used to take away all the options and not the other way around..!!
Shruti
Shruti 22 өдрийн өмнө
Every word he said of immigrant parents is true. The fun part we end up like our parents. Speaking like that is stuck in the brains forever :(
Natalia Dumitrescu
Natalia Dumitrescu 22 өдрийн өмнө
I guess Romanian parents are very similar to Indian parents :))
Gulgul
Gulgul 23 өдрийн өмнө
I love the kisses
Toutai Palu
Toutai Palu 24 өдрийн өмнө
Don't break apart🎥mndown.info/fast/video/sYfRp2WkuWlreas
Toutai Palu
Toutai Palu 24 өдрийн өмнө
📷mndown.info/fast/video/sYfRp2WkuWlreas
Duncan
Duncan 24 өдрийн өмнө
Oh look, he's doing another "Indian people be like X, white people be like Y". Can someone tell this fucktard that there are so many different white styles that this pussy ass way of parenting that is prominent amongst "liberal" neo-con whites of the USA is not applicable to all of us?. By the way, the dude is the clearist Indian I've ever seen. Physically.
Anie Grace
Anie Grace 25 өдрийн өмнө
Anyone ever got the death stare from their moms in any public place?
Amanda Frederick
Amanda Frederick 25 өдрийн өмнө
I was thinkin his dad meant he'd break a part on the car like having no care for damage to him lol
Who Am I
Who Am I 25 өдрийн өмнө
Someone wanna explain why a five year old kid’s voice is deeper than the voice of a full grown man? Yes no maybe?
James Hunt
James Hunt 25 өдрийн өмнө
Breeders vs parenting..... lets hope parenting takes hold sooner than later. Way too much justification for what lands as mere breeding..... clean it up!
Jennifer H.
Jennifer H. 26 өдрийн өмнө
When i was a kid id tell my mom i was starving she would say you should've eat dinner you can grab a popsicle stick put a piece of gum at the end and run it under the fridge whatever comes out is dinner its a buffet
Habib Ahmad
Habib Ahmad 26 өдрийн өмнө
Russell Bethers lol
aoitennyo
aoitennyo 26 өдрийн өмнө
Man! I’m white and I guess I missed out on the parents I was supposed to have!
ridhuan sazuki
ridhuan sazuki 26 өдрийн өмнө
i think parents need to be both white like and asian based on situations.. my parents did.. so if something serious and i parents really mean it, they will go 100% full throttle untill i get it (even sometimes beat me up) ...but sometimes they can be caring and talk like white parents do..
Costa Karras
Costa Karras 26 өдрийн өмнө
Its so funny. My mom actually stop cooking for my siblings because they always wanted something different. They were teenagers and I was 8 years old. The only time I had a choice was when she made liver and onions.
firdous choudhury
firdous choudhury 26 өдрийн өмнө
Comedy without content 👎👎👎
D.B.
D.B. 28 өдрийн өмнө
Yeah, my folks clearly missed this liberal white BS parenting memo 😂
Radu Petrasco
Radu Petrasco 29 өдрийн өмнө
I like the way he jokes about his parents 😂
Anilly Pukhrambam
Anilly Pukhrambam 29 өдрийн өмнө
If i don't eat my food, then my dad will eat my share too. 😂😂
Avery Tan
Avery Tan 29 өдрийн өмнө
There is a Chinese saying “beating is doting, scolding is love.”
Ayaan Bilalassen
Ayaan Bilalassen Сарын өмнө
My heart is made of lego
lone wolf007
lone wolf007 Сарын өмнө
"Rossalll" 😂
Kimira Maharajh
Kimira Maharajh Сарын өмнө
"They called me Dragon ass"🤣
Kimira Maharajh
Kimira Maharajh Сарын өмнө
Farting fire at 5🤣🤣
Lost Aquarian
Lost Aquarian Сарын өмнө
If you take kids shit they become adults who give people shit... By the way, you should talk to them like adults to encourage adult behavior. I believe in choices, do you want this, this or this for dinner? Let them have some feeling of control.
Ezaarkash
Ezaarkash Сарын өмнө
Shit, I have nothing funny to say - ok. Can you come back tomorrow and check?
Yusuf Khalid
Yusuf Khalid Сарын өмнө
Just shows how extremely negative and hostile South Asian people really are. It's a real nightmare being brought up and to be around those type of people. No joke coming from personal experience.
Ashu Ash
Ashu Ash Сарын өмнө
Lol.. I'm a 100% Indian but starting to think my parents are white
DANIELLE CASSANDRA
DANIELLE CASSANDRA Сарын өмнө
My mom food is so good that i don't mind.
OGAquaranus
OGAquaranus Сарын өмнө
See the tears in Russel's eye when he is referring his dad?
Wilkinson D Chyrmang
Wilkinson D Chyrmang Сарын өмнө
Hi !!! Fellow Indians I’m Indian too lol but everything you spoke is different from us.
Tanmoy Podder
Tanmoy Podder 29 өдрийн өмнө
But ur name suggests u are not indian
Harekam Gill
Harekam Gill Сарын өмнө
"I grew up in a small town near Toronto, called Brampton" Me born and raised in Brampton, waiting for a statue of Russel Peters to be made right in the middle of Chingoosy Park.
crashpal
crashpal 3 өдрийн өмнө
I live close in Mississauga
Beezee Dog
Beezee Dog Сарын өмнө
“Me born”. Grammar idiot
Ibalari Kharmuti
Ibalari Kharmuti Сарын өмнө
130 i agree man
SunRae* **
SunRae* ** Сарын өмнө
My Black mother said we couldn't leave the table until we finished. I tried it, it got REAL ugly.
Momma Bear
Momma Bear Сарын өмнө
I guess we are white🤣! I always ask my kids want they desire to eat. If they want different things...I make it. I am a stay at home mom, and live to make my family happy!
Prince Gebauer
Prince Gebauer Сарын өмнө
God bless America!
realitynowassigned
realitynowassigned Сарын өмнө
Switch around a few words and a skin color and you haaaaavee...casual racism
The Divorce Guru
The Divorce Guru Сарын өмнө
I remember when I was a kid, my mom hated that I picked at my nose. So she took me to a mirror, pushed my nose up and told me if I keep picking at it, my nose will get stuck like that. I was traumatized and I swear I never picked my nose again. I swear I think I was about 13 years old before I realized that's not possible. My mom traumatized me for like 8 years. What the hell? I'll never forget that. She laughs that I remember even after all these years. I'm 30 and I'm still messed up from that smh lol.
Yannick Chevalier
Yannick Chevalier Сарын өмнө
Peter (who’s parents are from tension) in the front row laughing his ass off
Queen Purple
Queen Purple Сарын өмнө
I'm not white . I will choose what the child wants to eat not the grown adult but I wouldn't ask a child what they want for dinner because they could say anything. I would think what would be a good meal for them than I make it. You can't speak for every child anyways because the child be might allergic to some foods. So I BELIEVE THAT CHILD GOES FIRST THAN GROWN A MAN. I'M NOT EVEN MARRIED YET BUT THIS IS HOW IS GOING TO GO.
Larona
Larona Сарын өмнө
My Motswana mom would lay a blanket on the floor and have us eat there. You could only stand up once you finished eating otherwise you'd get the belt. I wasn't allowed to eat with stainless steel cutlery and ceramic plates while sitting on a chair up until was 10 years old.
Divya Pandey
Divya Pandey Сарын өмнө
My mother asked me only on my birthday and cooked whatever good for me. That's really love And I'm indian
HENR-KAY KEDDO
HENR-KAY KEDDO Сарын өмнө
1:28 I'm 17; jamaicn facts still dooo
Orifiel-M
Orifiel-M Сарын өмнө
The way my Filipino mom scared me into not playing in the road was, "You will get hit by a car, and then I will kick your ass afterwards."
Emmanuel Bois
Emmanuel Bois Сарын өмнө
At our house you got a plate put in front of you. You either ate it or not. If you didn't, the same plate was there for the next meal and so on until you ate it.
Hollander's Homestead
Hollander's Homestead Сарын өмнө
My mom’s explanation was always, “Because I said so!”
Yetta Kosovo
Yetta Kosovo Сарын өмнө
There’s just something about his Face / Voice that i am really addicted to him 🥰
Wangiha Mwangi
Wangiha Mwangi Сарын өмнө
African parents are even more extra
Ayusia Sabhita Kusuma
Ayusia Sabhita Kusuma Сарын өмнө
same asian parents values😂
Howard Wayne
Howard Wayne Сарын өмнө
My wife was raised by old world parents . her mother was British and father was German right from the old country . no fucking around there kid . dad was a chef 'd cuisine and you ate what he had time fix . me ? I'm from Texas , and we had to go out and kill our food , so you better believe we ate every fucking bit of it !!!
boy Afrika
boy Afrika Сарын өмнө
"Mom cooks for dad" Any african person can relate to this statement
Jack Tripper
Jack Tripper Сарын өмнө
Crazy. My black mama would just yell "Get you ass out the street for I whip yo ass" The most dangerous thing on our block was our mothers.😅😅😅
wiskey 92
wiskey 92 Сарын өмнө
guili guili
wiskey 92
wiskey 92 Сарын өмнө
she's verifying ...
Stallion Tools and Safety
Stallion Tools and Safety Сарын өмнө
This comedy made no sense to me. It is not just Indian parents rather lot of parents around the globe behave the same way so what is so strange and funny about it.
Velle Yee
Velle Yee Сарын өмнө
Spare d rod spoil d kid Thanks y some western kids so rebellious
Derrick Lopez
Derrick Lopez Сарын өмнө
Haha my mom was a migrant an I was giving a option for dinner haha
Faik Faik
Faik Faik Сарын өмнө
same in Bosnia, food: you'll eat whats on table, take it or leave it parenting: dont get hurt or ill hurt you even more rules: as long as you are under my roof youll do exactly what i say no further explanations oh and if you do some shit, you know you are fucked when you hear "i'll talk to you when we arrive home"
Carl Lubrin
Carl Lubrin Сарын өмнө
Haha
Dhuha Qazi
Dhuha Qazi Сарын өмнө
How nice...my Pakistani mom always told me "If you want to eat it then eat, if not then die of starvation". like why bring death into it lmao smh?!?
Kyle B
Kyle B Сарын өмнө
Idk why but I don’t find this guy funny for some reason
Ani
Ani Сарын өмнө
Well then stick to your inbred alabama comedians
Alienated Mallu
Alienated Mallu Сарын өмнө
Russels comedy is mediocre. He is not a comedian in its true sense. He's just someone who knows many stereotypes. That's all he got!
Hugh Martell
Hugh Martell Сарын өмнө
all you are is a f-ing troll- pathetically trying to get attention. SOMEBODY GONNA GET A HURT REAL BAD! I'M NOT SAYING WHO, BUT YOU KNOW HIM REALLY WELL!!
Sia Sleopard
Sia Sleopard Сарын өмнө
Where is the joke? Like how is this dude a comedian
Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez Сарын өмнө
Dinner?
SSBMA1994
SSBMA1994 Сарын өмнө
I only get 2 options OPTION 1 : EAT THE DAMN FOOD! OPTION 2: GET HIT AND FORCED TO BE OKAY WITH OPTION 1.
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