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Snarko Tron
Snarko Tron 19 өдрийн өмнө
As a licensed massage therapist, I approve this message.
Ricky Jackson
Ricky Jackson 27 өдрийн өмнө
Is that Rachel Dolezal?
chase m
chase m Сарын өмнө
This is funny but I couldn't stop thinking that this lady was just a female Gilbert Gottfried
Jon Black
Jon Black Сарын өмнө
It's strange most of my favorite comedians are white
hasslfoot Сарын өмнө
Gina Yashere, Wanda Sykes, Dave Chappelle, Sindhu Vee, Donald glover.... I mean they don’t have to be your favourite but like a few of those should be up their for everybody...
75hilmar Сарын өмнө
Is this massagynistic
Sean Toner
Sean Toner 2 цагийн өмнө
Masterfully done
Jeremy Wiggins
Jeremy Wiggins 27 өдрийн өмнө
Oh my god lol
Owen Caron
Owen Caron Сарын өмнө
I mean to be fair those bangs were probably really bad.
Things_I_Say Сарын өмнө
1:20 "good at it" was one word. goodatit, pronounced guuh-aht-et lol
chocolatemuffin21 2 өдрийн өмнө
Ace of Spades
Ace of Spades Сарын өмнө
Is she talking about massages or .... nevermind
Robin S.
Robin S. Сарын өмнө
Ugh. I can’t listen to her screech.
Jason Rutkoski
Jason Rutkoski Сарын өмнө
Literally looks like she survived a stroke
Shoshana Schwarzberg
Shoshana Schwarzberg Сарын өмнө
Lol!! Luv it!! ❤️❤️
Toutai Palu
Toutai Palu Сарын өмнө
Mike Amen
Mike Amen Сарын өмнө
That’s a nice observation 😂
Love Rules
Love Rules Сарын өмнө
REPENT. The Kingdom of Heaven is at Hand.
Roy Fuentes
Roy Fuentes Сарын өмнө
This woman should have a show Oh wait, she did And now she doesn't
Bonafide Slacker
Bonafide Slacker Сарын өмнө
That voice is just too-too. I can't imagine being this chick's neighbor.
Joshua Сарын өмнө
This is way funnier than the crowd was into at that moment.
Robert M
Robert M Сарын өмнө
Hard agree
Jim Forrestal
Jim Forrestal Сарын өмнө
Can we stop pretending shes funny
TrollMonkey Сарын өмнө
Is this from her special "Joke Show"?
RAH ! Сарын өмнө
I’m trying to figure out where it’s from too! Different clothes from Joke Show!
Cynthia Copland
Cynthia Copland Сарын өмнө
One ☝🏽 of the best comedy acts in America 🇺🇸! Say it, sister
Meredith Armstrong
Meredith Armstrong Сарын өмнө
Haha- I’m Meredith and I’m Midwestern
Rasmus n.e.M
Rasmus n.e.M Сарын өмнө
Simultaneously the most whiny and funny and thought-provoking woman I have witnessed. Never in my wildest stereotype-ridden dreams could I have imagined those being the same person. Honestly love her observations.
Alien Сарын өмнө
Gilbert Gottfried as a woman ugh
Holly B
Holly B Сарын өмнө
omg, happy cat :-) I love her.
Jim Koch
Jim Koch Сарын өмнө
Wow, what a lame comedian -Netflix is sad.
BurpeeQueenMN Сарын өмнө
What an idiot.
Okay Moonshine
Okay Moonshine Сарын өмнө
Screw Amy Schumer. Michelle Wolf should've been given the opportunity schumer had.
Okay Moonshine
Okay Moonshine 5 өдрийн өмнө
@Sanni Marttinen Amy schumer be like "look who's laughing now". Literally nobody
Sanni Marttinen
Sanni Marttinen 5 өдрийн өмнө
I don't care what you think of Amy Schumer, don't put other women down to lift up others. there can be more than one female comedian
Okay Moonshine
Okay Moonshine Сарын өмнө
@liligman well, even if we don't talk about her, theres always gonna be people who think she's actually funny
liligman Сарын өмнө
You realize all you people who can’t see a female comedian without bringing up Amy Schumer are essentially making her more widely known and keeping her relevant which is counter intuitive
AMAC CAMA Сарын өмнө
No it is carrot top. He transitioned last year. Not a bad job.
lohphat Сарын өмнө
That screeching voice. Now I know why men are gay.
Box Gaming
Box Gaming Сарын өмнө
yosi dolfi
yosi dolfi Сарын өмнө
youtube recomend me this after watching chappelle that is the only thing funny of the experience of watching this
jayatlasbane Сарын өмнө
She is FUNNY. I like her comedy savvy
Is this Carrot Top's sister? Real question.
Danny Vasquez
Danny Vasquez Сарын өмнө
Hold on im trying to search for the lie
galaxyflesh Сарын өмнө
This is so rude an truly disgusting
Mohammed Qabazard
Mohammed Qabazard Сарын өмнө
It happened to me once in Prague 🇨🇿 yes 😀 The lady literally “exhausted” all her personal-social pressure on my back bones 🦴🤣
Federal D.E.A
Federal D.E.A Сарын өмнө
I don’t agree with anything she says, but she is still the most funniest female comedian.
James Matthews
James Matthews Сарын өмнө
It's funny because it's true.
Ruben Sevilla
Ruben Sevilla Сарын өмнө
In the world today.. We got Karens... In the massage industry... we got Merediths
It's Okay
It's Okay 6 өдрийн өмнө
@David Lanham What does this mean?
David Lanham
David Lanham 23 өдрийн өмнө
@hasslfoot Funny how "Goldstein" set you off but not "Karen" or "Meridith". Am I missing a joke or do you just randomly go through comment sections and say this to people with White sounding names because... fucking Yikes 😬
hasslfoot Сарын өмнө
David Lanham am I missing a joke or do you just randomly go through comment sections and say this to people with Jewish sounding names because... fucking Yikes 😬
David Lanham
David Lanham Сарын өмнө
Whatever you say, Goldstein.
Jess Knighten
Jess Knighten Сарын өмнө
Michelle Smith
Michelle Smith Сарын өмнө
Ur awesome .... u make me laugh a ton !😂😂😂😂😂
WakanzaJaafar Сарын өмнө
HAHAHA ha ha . love your voice
El Martillo
El Martillo Сарын өмнө
is this a Ted Talk? I thought this was supposed to be funny
Gary Hall
Gary Hall Сарын өмнө
Well, the title should tell you everything you need to know. A female, and yes, I did just assume her gender, with something about white people in the title. She's woke, so there's no funny jokes
El Martillo
El Martillo Сарын өмнө
@Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha why do female comedians always either talk in a squeaky weird voice and act awkward, or dress like sex dolls and their entire routine is about them getting laid. There's nothing funny about any of that it's just sad LOL. The only female comedian that could pull off sex jokes was Sarah Silverman, and Norm Macdonald agrees LOL
El Martillo
El Martillo Сарын өмнө
@Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha I know just want to hold her under water LOL imagine having to listen to that all the time
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Сарын өмнө
And the whiney voice adds so much cringe too.
Jarrett Justin
Jarrett Justin Сарын өмнө
u0puaɹq aʞsᴉld
u0puaɹq aʞsᴉld Сарын өмнө
Holy shit her voice...
james emmanuel
james emmanuel Сарын өмнө
I watch movies on Netflix unlimited, with the little money I paid, I recommend *dark_hakk* on *Instagram* for you.
Apex #ADOS
Apex #ADOS Сарын өмнө
Lol...I'm black and my sister's name is Meredith. Didn't know that was supposed to be a caucasian name.
Rosa G
Rosa G Сарын өмнө
There's a little black boy in my neighborhood in Colombia who was born in one of our Pacific, 's coast's cities, his name was John F. Kennedy Lukumi. Lukumi was his last name.
Conclave Cabal
Conclave Cabal Сарын өмнө
@Fitrian Hidayat Funniest comment here
MotaShotta Сарын өмнө
@Jonny Karr Altran and Elon aren't American names
Fitrian Hidayat
Fitrian Hidayat Сарын өмнө
Don't worry about it, they won't complain about cultural appropriation
Rasmus n.e.M
Rasmus n.e.M Сарын өмнө
I means, it ain't a African name, that's for sure ;) but I gets what you mean 😸
Linda Foxwood
Linda Foxwood Сарын өмнө
That was funny. If you massage is going badly - try telling them: "Where did you get those shoes? Family Dollar?" Then go after their hair: "Your hair looks pretty crappy - did you try to do self perm? You should get a professional to that next time." LOL. It always works for me - they give you the FULL Works then. ehhh.
I Gonna Be Neenja
I Gonna Be Neenja Сарын өмнө
Not interested in a white lady massage? F*ck you than Bitch.
Bazinga MHTN
Bazinga MHTN Сарын өмнө
Female stand uper with the MOST ANNOYING VOICE. 5/10 XD
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Сарын өмнө
You mean -5/10
H H Сарын өмнө
I felt the same way when I got acupuncture from white acupuncturist. I just took a nap.
galaxyflesh Сарын өмнө
Privileged lol
Melipowers_bit Сарын өмнө
Let get one thing clear, there are thousands or millions of people that come from different countries that come from a lot more wealth than 99% of Muricans. But keep up the wishful projections, One Dolla Cheeseburgers.
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Сарын өмнө
She's actually belittling white American women & praising & non-white, non-Americans. Your confusion is understandable tho. What she really does mean is nonsensical & she's not funny at all. And don't get me started on her horrendously whiny voice & Idk why she's yelling the entire time. Also, although there's millions of ppl in the world who make more money than 99% of Americans, that's not a fair assessment bc the US is only 340 million (4.3%) out of a world pop of 7.8 billion, so you can take any country & say the rest of world makes more money than that country.
Melipowers_bit Сарын өмнө
I love how Unitedstatian people think everyone that isn't American isn't "white." Also, they think they are richer in general than people from other countries😂Gold for most dum dum and igno people in the 🌍. I'm Mexican, and white, and the plebs are amazed when I tell them my nationality. Erm, excuse me, untraveled McChicken, but we had white people before you. We were also much richer than you for hundreds of years after Spain. You guys just come from poor foreigners, instead of conquistadors. Oh the irony.
galaxyflesh Сарын өмнө
@Linda Foxwood One luv 🤙 💯 Conscious warrior
galaxyflesh Сарын өмнө
Knights of the Templar an conquistadors can go Fuck themselves arrogant ignorance isn't intelligence
Linda Foxwood
Linda Foxwood Сарын өмнө
Melipowers_bit - There are white people all over the planet. Americans don't think America is white. I'm Red (Cherokee), Brown (Mongolian), Yellow (South East Asia), Tan (Irish) and Green (Scottish) to be accurate. Americans do not think they are richer than other people in the world. Here is an example: A poor American - has a cell phone, a home, cable TV, flat screen TV, a car, food, water, electricity, clothes, air conditioning and shoes. A poor person in other countries: I do not know, but I was in Korea in 1988-1989 : A poor Korean - has a home, food, water, clothes, shoes sometimes. Americans do not think they are richer, they don't have to think about it at all.
Candace Rose
Candace Rose Сарын өмнө
As a white lady and a massage therapist i have to say.... this made me laugh 😊
Candace Rose
Candace Rose Сарын өмнө
Lol yall need to learn to laugh. It isnt that big if a deal
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Сарын өмнө
@Istdoch Allesegal Too bad it's not comedy & just a whiny voice complaining abt white ppl. Wow, that must be so hard to write a comedy routine that's nothing but blaming whites, bc that's never been heard before....
Istdoch Allesegal
Istdoch Allesegal Сарын өмнө
@Melipowers_bitDon't agree... but YOUR comedy routine is off-the-charts funny, right?
Melipowers_bit Сарын өмнө
Dumb af
mauricehayes Сарын өмнө
dark parker
dark parker Сарын өмнө
Well, in that case, no lesbian or bisexual woman should want to be with Michelle Wolf because you know... She's White. Even if they are white, like Michelle, why should they want Michelle massaging their privates. Too bad, Michelle, just too bad.
tieja burnew
tieja burnew Сарын өмнө
You also can't get quality stand up comedy from a girl named Michelle.
KoomaAppa Сарын өмнө
@Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha umm, whatev
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Сарын өмнө
@KoomaAppa Nah, you just felt like a total pos when the OP was so nice to you after you insulted him. No big deal, we all make stupid mistakes. You definitely class acted up tho.
KoomaAppa Сарын өмнө
@tieja burnew Nah, I actually like your username 👍👍👍
tieja burnew
tieja burnew Сарын өмнө
@KoomaAppa 👋🤣
KoomaAppa Сарын өмнө
Neither can you get a quality reply from some dude with a cheesy username Atticus McFly
Chris young
Chris young Сарын өмнө
Who had to turn the volume down two clicks just to try to stay in there to see if this was funny?
Chris young
Chris young Сарын өмнө
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha I saw your first comment.
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Сарын өмнө
It's better to just click mute. Then find another MNdown channel, like watching grass grow.
Mitch Stacey
Mitch Stacey Сарын өмнө
Worth it, but it was a close call
MrTurbografix 16
MrTurbografix 16 Сарын өмнө
Omg what hole did this Créature Crawl out of?
Keith Madding
Keith Madding Сарын өмнө
MrTurbografix 16 yep
gfy everyone
gfy everyone Сарын өмнө
@Keith Madding house or hole?
MrTurbografix 16
MrTurbografix 16 Сарын өмнө
@Keith Madding okay
Keith Madding
Keith Madding Сарын өмнө
MrTurbografix 16, her house is bigger than yours. ⚓️
KoomaAppa Сарын өмнө
Probably a similar one that you crawled out of.
Joe Dirté
Joe Dirté Сарын өмнө
I loved being yelled at with jokes...
Reuben Kincaid
Reuben Kincaid Сарын өмнө
Somehow she makes me laugh as hard as any other female comedian out there. She's just so sweet.
spinthefastest Сарын өмнө
@still34u #pussyfart
still34u Сарын өмнө
soo.. not at all? .. I'm just relieved that there is a female comedian that can actually talk about something else than their pussy
Jenn Clair
Jenn Clair Сарын өмнө
So true.
L T Сарын өмнө
Who here thinks woman comedians r impossible to watch for more than 1 min without saying 🤦‍♂️ aaahhhhhh
Xensonar Сарын өмнө
@L T Good one.
L T Сарын өмнө
@Xensonar i know ur a loser. I was asking if u have anything else to say
Xensonar Сарын өмнө
@L T Loser.
L T Сарын өмнө
@Xensonar idunno... u got anything else stupid to say?
Xensonar Сарын өмнө
@L T Impressive. You gonna go for a 4th?
bipola telly
bipola telly Сарын өмнө
I was expecting to thumb this down.
Windmill cancer survivor ?windmill
Windmill cancer survivor ?windmill Сарын өмнө
I just want to say hello 👋 to Sarah sander 😅
Yasuke The Legend
Yasuke The Legend Сарын өмнө
Melipowers_bit Сарын өмнө
Oh yeah? Oh ok
Yasuke The Legend
Yasuke The Legend Сарын өмнө
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha
Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Сарын өмнө
@MythsQueue Your dad's name is First? Well, I do have to say that sure is unique.
L T Сарын өмнө
If ur 11 then thats pretty cool
MythsQueue Сарын өмнө
John Barnett? That's my dads name haha
Dannywolfblood Сарын өмнө
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