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Expose Peados
Expose Peados Сарын өмнө
TODAY 9/9/2020 AT 9:16AM JOEL CREASEY TOLD ME THAT HE IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO PREPUBESCENT CHILDREN. JOEL IS NETWORKED THROUGH A SPECIALISED CARRIAGE SERVICE WITH OTHER WELL KNOWN PEOPLE WHO ARE ALSO DISGUSTING LIKE HIM AND NEED TO BE KEPT AWAY FROM CHILDREN AT ALL TIMES. JOEL IS ALSO INVOLVED IN THE POSSESSION OF CHILD EXPLOITATION MATERIAL AND THE DISSEMINATION OF CHILD EXPLOITATION MATERIAL.
MrsCrazyrange
MrsCrazyrange Сарын өмнө
I’m not gonna lie folks. It’s a bit disturbing when you’ve been pissing yourself laughing at, and with Urzilla, for 20 minutes, which you think is pronounced like Godzilla, while thinking it’s a well appointed name for a big-boned lady. I mean who the feck spells Ursula, Urzila? (Note to self, South Africans, that’s who!) Sorry I digress, it’s a bit disturbing when you’re laughing your hole off with two fingers down your pants and learning for the first time that actually funny ladies bring out quite the lesbitarian in you too, it’s not just the Anna Torv’s of this world, right when she hits the punch line about the two-fingers in the guacamole. It’s right at that point folks, when you think what kind of freaky deaky am I, right before you go fook it and vibrate through your own muff for the 7th time, on a Sunday morning...
Anti Carp
Anti Carp 2 сарын өмнө
Im not a ten year old fat kid so to me this isnt funny
Beza Girma
Beza Girma 2 сарын өмнө
She is soooo funny. It's been a while since I watched whole set with full of jokes , no dull moment .
Peter Frencken
Peter Frencken 2 сарын өмнө
Morbidly obese people talking about food is as funny as cancer.
TheManwithnogod
TheManwithnogod 2 сарын өмнө
Well it's official, women aren't funny 🤨
Greg Marsh
Greg Marsh 10 өдрийн өмнө
Honestly I thought the same for years. But this gal is amazing. I was crying at this. Check out her other stuff before you judge.
Jesse Valdez
Jesse Valdez 2 сарын өмнө
Jim Gaffigans cousin stealing his food monopoly
Gsk
Gsk 2 сарын өмнө
Sad
Luann Rouff
Luann Rouff 2 сарын өмнө
I give her credit for finding humor in life, but that made me sad, given her obesity. That's not really funny. I'm not judging her, because there's so much garbage sold as food these days. We fat shame overweight people but the real problem is usually what we eat, not how much.
Luann Rouff
Luann Rouff 20 өдрийн өмнө
@Jemie Bridges I said "usually." Look around you. The real pandemics are obesity and diabetes, which now affect children, caused by the typical modern diet. I don't know much about thyroid problems but I'd be willing to bet that they too are rooted in poor diet. Ironically, fat in the diet is demonized but it's exactly what humans thrive on, in particular fatty meat. Sorry, vegans.
Jemie Bridges
Jemie Bridges 20 өдрийн өмнө
Except people have thyroid problems where weight has zero to do with eating. So, yeah, your pretty judgemental without asking why.
Luann Rouff
Luann Rouff 2 сарын өмнө
@Shellnanigans I understand that, but overweight comedians often focus on food/eating. No harm in that.
Shellnanigans
Shellnanigans 2 сарын өмнө
This standup was about a relateable situation. She never mentioned weight. It was a joke.
dukdown
dukdown 2 сарын өмнө
this was tough to watch
Guadalupe Knippen
Guadalupe Knippen 2 сарын өмнө
I never comment on comedy but she was funny and her accent is great!
Wyatt Usa
Wyatt Usa 2 сарын өмнө
Gooooood stuff.
Marcus Charping
Marcus Charping 2 сарын өмнө
MAN I HAVE BEEN CRYING AND LAUGHING its so relatable
Anti Carp
Anti Carp 2 сарын өмнө
@Peter Frencken now that was funny
Peter Frencken
Peter Frencken 2 сарын өмнө
I guess you're morbidly obese too.
SevnLi
SevnLi 2 сарын өмнө
Pro-tip: if you don't find something funny, we don't have to know about it. Solution: Click onto another video, there's plenty on yt that will be more suitable to your (non-)comedic tastes
jmfj
jmfj 11 өдрийн өмнө
you're a jerk, and you deserve to know it.
Broxalax
Broxalax 2 сарын өмнө
Pro tip, if you don't like critism, don't read the comment section Not all comedy is for everyone.
Chris
Chris 2 сарын өмнө
411STFU your spot on w that “we”
Chris
Chris 2 сарын өмнө
411STFU ahhh, friendly fire! sorry. I’m just out here trying troll.
411STFU
411STFU 2 сарын өмнө
@Chris dude, i was answering @SevnLi
SRC
SRC 2 сарын өмнө
Who the fuck named their child URZILA?!?! Couldn’t even name her a proper Ursula?! 🤣🤣🤣
Helias Cruz
Helias Cruz 2 сарын өмнө
Lmao ”DO YOU FLICK IT, OR LICK IT”
Helias Cruz
Helias Cruz 2 сарын өмнө
Lmfaooo love the way she says chips and guacamoleee. As a Hispanic, I approve!!
Kerry Kahura
Kerry Kahura 2 сарын өмнө
👎
TrickyTragedy
TrickyTragedy 2 сарын өмнө
She's not funny
Zack Currie
Zack Currie 2 сарын өмнө
You’re right
Caro J
Caro J 2 сарын өмнө
Nah you’re right, she’s hilarious 😂
Anushka Ghosh
Anushka Ghosh 2 сарын өмнө
I forgot that everyone asked for ur wise words, Sir.
Olethea Sims-Browne
Olethea Sims-Browne 2 сарын өмнө
She is good 👍 👌
Rchl Swtzr
Rchl Swtzr 2 сарын өмнө
Wow this time around you're PROUD of your slavery huh. Wear that mask proud! We are so so screwed.
Scribe13
Scribe13 2 сарын өмнө
Her grazing behavior is fascinating
Kunstig Verdraaid
Kunstig Verdraaid 2 сарын өмнө
Flick it or lick it 🤣
Citizen Kane
Citizen Kane 2 сарын өмнө
A fat woman making jokes about being fat. Ahahahahaha 🙄
J G
J G 2 сарын өмнө
Look at her pretending she uses chips
Ben Mallah
Ben Mallah 2 сарын өмнө
John Paul Lafferty I have the retard virus
John Paul Lafferty
John Paul Lafferty 2 сарын өмнө
temptation57 - get the spoon and find a plate, and load up! Yea baby I’ll feed myself here mate! Cheers!
Ben Mallah
Ben Mallah 2 сарын өмнө
Fucking brutal man 😂 I gotta be honest, she seems like a genuinely great human being, could be the accent. Sending love her way and yours.
temptation57
temptation57 2 сарын өмнө
Scoop with a spoon and run
bobby mariani
bobby mariani 2 сарын өмнө
What did the dough say to the marinara and cheese? Get off me you Pizza shit!
Robert H
Robert H 2 сарын өмнө
First!!!!!!!!!!!! 👆
BG Resjek
BG Resjek 2 сарын өмнө
Alright who subscribed just to dislike? 🤨 this was just posted 2 mins ago and shes pretty damn funny
Chris
Chris 2 сарын өмнө
BG Resjek I don’t think anyone subscribed to her. Ppl just think she’s not that funny.
BG Resjek
BG Resjek 2 сарын өмнө
@Chris it isn't being a simp, it's just unnecessary bro. If you wanna subscribe to someone just to hate do it to one of those creeps. Onison or Shane Dawson they're the trashcans of MNdown, also any late night talk show channel. That goes for the Daily show now. Unless it's genuinely good content. You know what never mind I think I understand you now.
Chris
Chris 2 сарын өмнө
Anomim Eso exposing the simps.
Anomim Eso
Anomim Eso 2 сарын өмнө
not sure you need to subscribe to dis/like?
Chris
Chris 2 сарын өмнө
Pretty funny?
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