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Yolanda Mercado
Yolanda Mercado 23 цагийн өмнө
Ir happened to Oprah in Europe.
Ruiz brientos
Ruiz brientos Өдрийн өмнө
ILoveYourFATAZzzzzzz
Cherished Owl
Cherished Owl Өдрийн өмнө
You made my week, you are awesome 🥳 Love love 💗
Joseph H.
Joseph H. 3 өдрийн өмнө
Where’s the funny part?
The Push
The Push 3 өдрийн өмнө
That was probably the saleswoman's technique to score a sale.
Ilook atNews
Ilook atNews 3 өдрийн өмнө
That woman sold you a bag that couldn't be sold by attacking your vanity. Best salesperson ever, and u think you taught her a lesson. She still got her sweet commission
Ilook atNews
Ilook atNews Өдрийн өмнө
@C Honma That's not the point
C Honma
C Honma Өдрийн өмнө
Not if it was returned
Luba Salp
Luba Salp 5 өдрийн өмнө
The reason those bags are expensive is people buy them just to show they have money. They hire snooty employees for that exact reason. You got played girl.
Jorge Negrete
Jorge Negrete 5 өдрийн өмнө
“ I don’t complain “ Cristela. I tell my kids , not to complain 😂😂😂😂😂 in my mind, I was the only dad doing it. I’m not crazy 😜 😜😜😜
FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS ALL DAY Joseph Pyles
FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS ALL DAY Joseph Pyles 7 өдрийн өмнө
That’s why the sales personnel treat you that way. You aren’t even the third broke ass piece of shit to come in and pull the same thing that DAY! If you know you cannot afford it, terrorizing the employees just makes you a horrible person.
drewski5217
drewski5217 7 өдрийн өмнө
$800 for a bag? I would break-up wit my girl if she came home wit an $800 bag- even IF we had a $1million in the bank.
Jessica LaChance
Jessica LaChance 7 өдрийн өмнө
An extra petty level: have her gift wrap the bag and then have someone else ring it up for the commission 😂
Melly Mel
Melly Mel 6 өдрийн өмнө
Ooooowwwwww
Reb Ran
Reb Ran 7 өдрийн өмнө
THAT IS ON F******...FUNNY CRISTELA.....THANK YOU!
Remmy Skye
Remmy Skye 8 өдрийн өмнө
GUYS I know it's a joke BUT BUT BUT, and understand friends, my mom has worked at the lex and 3rd location for 15 years. YES they have a union BUT STILL. If the joke is a true story or not, the staff member saying "its 800" that way and her entire attitude may be less of an attitude against the customer and more a sort of introspective thing because heres the truth. At bloomingdales they cant even check bills for forgery. Thugs and criminals go there all the time and spend dozens and dozens of phony 100 dollar bills just to show up the next day to return the item for legit bills. The commission is 9% right BUT bloomingdales has the most insane and outrageous return policy for its workers. People can return anything in any condition for up to a year no receipt and get every cent back and the staff member loses every penny of that sale. So you can literally sell 4 grand worth of merchandise over a work day then show up at 10 for the workday the next morning. Doors open at 11 and literally every item you sold the day before could theoretically get returned at that point and practically put you at negative. The drawer is also a nightmare. The way customers treat the staff is also a nightmare at times. I'm sure not all the staff are saints in fact I know they're not but people dont know how brutal it can be working at bloomeys
Richard Alexander
Richard Alexander 10 өдрийн өмнө
That logic applies to any retail store employee. Yes, I am *shopping* in this store... but *you* WORK here! So STICK IT!
Adam Samuel
Adam Samuel 10 цагийн өмнө
@Jay Dupree You are missing the fucking point, a sales person is beneath important rich people
Jay Dupree
Jay Dupree Өдрийн өмнө
I work at LVMH so I would honestly say working there is better than just being a regular customer there.
TessieTelevision
TessieTelevision 5 өдрийн өмнө
??????
ASCOT TRIPPING
ASCOT TRIPPING 12 өдрийн өмнө
''THAT WAS A GOOD 1 RIGHT THERE''
Victoria Amor
Victoria Amor 14 өдрийн өмнө
OMG I would have done the same thing, She is to funny i would love see her at the palm beach improv.
X MIPA 6 M.Dzakir Abyan
X MIPA 6 M.Dzakir Abyan 14 өдрийн өмнө
Cruz 😍
Dee Luu
Dee Luu 15 өдрийн өмнө
Title should say bigotry!
CLAUDIA VLAHOVIĆ
CLAUDIA VLAHOVIĆ 15 өдрийн өмнө
😂😂😂
Jennifer Coleman
Jennifer Coleman 16 өдрийн өмнө
Omg she's badass
Wayne Rembert
Wayne Rembert 18 өдрийн өмнө
Okay, the cashier was rude; But, seems to me that Christina is making snap a judgment. I've seen white people treated the same way because they weren't dressed in high priced clothing.
Ljiljana Hajduk
Ljiljana Hajduk 18 өдрийн өмнө
Fuck RBG! You are a Shero!
BEST DAY EVER
BEST DAY EVER 18 өдрийн өмнө
I came from “look at that bitch eating chicken”
Allat Goddess
Allat Goddess 19 өдрийн өмнө
Mex. does NOT treat it's own Indigenous Peoples well. They suppress them. Ex.: The recent Mayan Zapatistas. So! What is this about Rights? Only in the U.S. do you clamor for it. And btw, if the land is to be given back, it belongs to the Native Indigenous Peoples. Incl. the Yaquis over in Mex.
Bindi Naik
Bindi Naik 20 өдрийн өмнө
Prejudice not racism
MrsMika
MrsMika 20 өдрийн өмнө
I miss her sitcom!
Denise S.
Denise S. 20 өдрийн өмнө
Good for you,I think we all have a sales person we wish we could have done the same thing to!! 🐥
Tonya Wilson
Tonya Wilson 21 өдрийн өмнө
That saleswoman was rude, and Cristela was right to complain
Kelley Broussard
Kelley Broussard 21 өдрийн өмнө
I'm not sure why the title of this video claims to be an act of "racism". I think if anything, this was an act of "classism" - which of course is tremendously rude, and unbelievably insulting - but people from ALL races and ALL walks of life have experienced this type of degrading treatment before. As a white woman myself, I have most definitely experienced it, and I know exactly how offensive and infuriating it feels. Also Cristela never clarified the the race of the sales woman, so for all we know, she could have also been Latina. This being said, it is really sad and unfortunate that even in the year of 2020 that racism still exists - but this particular story did not evolve from racially charged acts and saying that it did does a terrible disservice to those who are and were legitimate victims of racism. Come one Netflix, please do better than this.
gotalifeanditsmine
gotalifeanditsmine 20 өдрийн өмнө
racism and classism are not mutually exclusive
Spiceybooger Spiceybooger
Spiceybooger Spiceybooger 21 өдрийн өмнө
I needed to get a new cell phone for my Mom. The person just assumed I could not pay in full and kept trying to get me to do a payment plan. Not only could I afford it I used to work in the corporate office and I still get a discount. It took everything not to cuss the woman out.
Harris Wilson
Harris Wilson 20 өдрийн өмнө
@Daks They make more with payment plans from fees
Daks
Daks 20 өдрийн өмнө
Spiceybooger Spiceybooger I’d be inclined to say “ I guess you don’t want my money then “. I mean, from a logical standpoint surely you’d want the full payment then and there no?
Mcmbest80
Mcmbest80 22 өдрийн өмнө
Yassss!
RoyAlWhicheez
RoyAlWhicheez 22 өдрийн өмнө
I saw where this was going way too early. Still good though
MARK E. MARK
MARK E. MARK 23 өдрийн өмнө
F*CK #Bloomingdales !! and HURRRRAH to my girl!
MrRotaryrockets
MrRotaryrockets 23 өдрийн өмнө
Excellent job.... Cristela Well played.. thanks for sharing this..
Veronica Veil
Veronica Veil 27 өдрийн өмнө
I walked into a Limited many years ago, and was very ignored. I'm white, but I suppose I didn't look like I could afford to even be in the store, bc the saleswoman kept looking over my head and offering to help people who came in after me. I never returned.
ReyTheJediLady ViaJakku
ReyTheJediLady ViaJakku 28 өдрийн өмнө
You told HER, Cristela. I hope you filed a complaint
LisaMarie
LisaMarie 28 өдрийн өмнө
Bahahaha!!!
fabfatcat catblog
fabfatcat catblog 28 өдрийн өмнө
Sephora Indonesia has the rude shop employees that need this lady's lesson
fabfatcat catblog
fabfatcat catblog 17 өдрийн өмнө
@W B all of them. But surprisingly sephora PI has the most bearable attitude. I even use "uremployeesucks" email to register as member so everytime they ask for my email for points, the people who understand english kinda stunted LMAO
W B
W B 23 өдрийн өмнө
Lol which city, which mall, tell me? 😂
Kevin Goldfish
Kevin Goldfish 28 өдрийн өмнө
I also eat the wrong food at restaurants but it's out of anxiety rather than politeness.
Melly Mel
Melly Mel 6 өдрийн өмнө
I just take what I dont want of it off... and eat it lol. I dont like making a fuss. Oh... and returning stuff. It's just not worth it to me. I'll just give It to someone who would appreciate it. :)
Maedrus
Maedrus 29 өдрийн өмнө
So where was the racism in that joke?
oneshot_me
oneshot_me Сарын өмнө
I gave it a Thumbs Up
cmichellesummers
cmichellesummers Сарын өмнө
Iconic!
Robert M
Robert M Сарын өмнө
🙌 I love the Selenas reference then the Pretty Woman reference for any of the white people in the audience 🤣
CLAUDIA VLAHOVIĆ
CLAUDIA VLAHOVIĆ 15 өдрийн өмнө
pascal raskal
pascal raskal Сарын өмнө
Oh soooooo funny .... not
Patrice Marie
Patrice Marie Сарын өмнө
Take the trip to Hawaii .... not the BAG! 😝
Selina_Novella
Selina_Novella 14 өдрийн өмнө
lol, and now she can. Cause she returned it.
T J
T J Сарын өмнө
Hahahahaha I was hoping for a Selena reference lol
Freddy Hansen
Freddy Hansen Сарын өмнө
Funny and very cute.
Itzel Direm
Itzel Direm Сарын өмнө
I'd love to show this video in one of my courses.
Road Warrior
Road Warrior Сарын өмнө
RIP retail shops.
Monique Hunt
Monique Hunt Сарын өмнө
I knew the bag was going to be returned 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽❤️❤️❤️ B**ch don’t tell me I cannot afford to shop in your d**n store! 🛍👜🖕🏽🖕🏽
NotQuiteSam
NotQuiteSam Сарын өмнө
Bruh that girl got her commission for the whole month just with that bag, you were basically giving her money not teaching her a lesson
sharon trujillo
sharon trujillo 20 өдрийн өмнө
@JC BULLDOG ...t.y. worked in retail over 20 yrs...😬
JC BULLDOG
JC BULLDOG 20 өдрийн өмнө
@sharon trujillo Yes,are definitely correct.. I worked in a jewelry store was hourly rate plus commission & they most definitely exclude a return from your paycheck. It's obviously common sense
sharon trujillo
sharon trujillo 28 өдрийн өмнө
@fabfatcat catblog ....you ever worked retail?
fabfatcat catblog
fabfatcat catblog 28 өдрийн өмнө
@sharon trujillo really?
J K
J K 29 өдрийн өмнө
You make everything racial
Smokejaguar Six
Smokejaguar Six Сарын өмнө
She bought that shit, said all that in her head and still has the bag because they dont take returns on sale items. And also, dont confuse classism with racism. If you dress in sneakers and shitty clothes people look at you like you are dressed in sneakers and shitty clothes. Dress nicer and people wont think youre poor. That poor cashier probably has to go through this shit 20 times a day with people who've got a chip on their shoulder and cant afford the things they buy. She saw that shit coming a mile away when she saw the expression on her face when she heard the price. Cashier's arent stupid and they shouldn't be expected to pretend they are for self-absorbed comedians who cant afford an $800 bag.
Smokejaguar Six
Smokejaguar Six 29 өдрийн өмнө
@J K i wouldn't have had the chip on my shoulder to begin with....
J K
J K 29 өдрийн өмнө
Would you be so “ understanding” towards a male cashier?
Caden Lobo # 64 #
Caden Lobo # 64 # Сарын өмнө
Okaaaaaayyy...............
Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry Сарын өмнө
This reminds me of my neighbor she was overcharged $200 by the cable company which eventually she got back but she had to pay it at the time and since she worked at the bank she brought $200 in pennies to the cable place unrolled obviously at 4:55 on a Friday LOL. She's really coming though they tried to tell her they could not accept it so she got the manager it was like this is legal tender I'm here and you're open I will sue you if you did not accept this. I don't remember how long they took the account all those pennies but it was awhile
Cian Ó C
Cian Ó C Сарын өмнө
Girl working at Bloomingdales was an Aztec getting back at this Spanish lady
Cian Ó C
Cian Ó C 28 өдрийн өмнө
Claire P You assume though. Like I assume people like Donald Trump or Joe Biden etc aren’t part Cherokee. It’s actually your racism that seems to think Europeans are all Scandinavian looking people, when half the continent are brown skinned Mediterraneans, and they were the people who first colonized and brutalized the Americas. In Mexico. In Brazil. In Colombia etc etc As I said I don’t doubt there is discrimination in the US against other Europeans and European descent people - the Irish, Italians etc in the past - but that’s a different thing to the kind of behaviour my ancestors and this girls ancestors did to the native people....again, that literally the joke I made!😂
Claire P
Claire P 28 өдрийн өмнө
You can't always tell someone's heritage based on how they look. And what happened in her story, here in the US we just call that racism. I just it was weird that you were claiming to know she is just European decent, which you are determining based on her appearance, and claiming it's weird she would experience discrimination in the US. No it's not. Unfortunately, it is incredibly common.
Cian Ó C
Cian Ó C 28 өдрийн өмнө
Claire P How difficult do you think it is to tell if some looks like they could be cousins with someone from Malaga or Barcelona or Madrid, and if they could be cousins with someone from a tribe in Amazonas? I don’t know what you’re making a big deal out of it for, the woman is clearly someone of European descent in the Americas - like you find all over our continents from Canada to Argentina!? I don’t doubt she might be on the receiving end of xenophobia in the US, but that’s not the same as racism. Unless the girl in the store wasn’t also of European descent - hence my joke about the girl in the store being Aztec!
Claire P
Claire P 28 өдрийн өмнө
I guess you're the expert on her ancestry and the genetic heritage of Mexico. And apparently an expert on whether Mexicans are discriminated against in the United States.
Cian Ó C
Cian Ó C 28 өдрийн өмнө
Claire P I’m Brazilian. I’m not anyway Tupi or Guarani. I’m mostly Portuguese with a little Italian. Same with most Mexicans, they are Spaniards in ancestry except in places like Yutacan. Saying this woman is part Aztec is like saying Donald Trump is part Cherokee 😂😂
Solid Orphan
Solid Orphan Сарын өмнө
Maybe it was a plot to make her buy the bag in the first place
Solid Orphan
Solid Orphan 5 өдрийн өмнө
@recessive genius hey baby, it's been a long time
recessive genius
recessive genius 5 өдрийн өмнө
I thought only my ex-husband thinks like that
Diced Rice
Diced Rice 9 өдрийн өмнө
Which is why if I were to buy it I would have gone to a different salesperson and made the rude salesperson watch the transaction. That way if there was a commission involved the rude one wouldn't get it.
Obed Letminthang
Obed Letminthang 18 өдрийн өмнө
But she returned it in the end tho
mrjinskorea
mrjinskorea Сарын өмнө
Reverse psychology. Hmm, very Machiavellian. 😆
I’m from the future
I’m from the future Сарын өмнө
She’s got that San Antonio body with an Austin vibe
This Guy
This Guy Сарын өмнө
"San Antonio body" 🤣🤣🤣
Donae Morrow
Donae Morrow Сарын өмнө
Insert Charles Barkley meme
Jessica Atkins
Jessica Atkins Сарын өмнө
The only thing is... the cashier can see that return on her sales report...
Jessica Atkins
Jessica Atkins 16 өдрийн өмнө
@Raquel D same! Lol
Raquel D
Raquel D 16 өдрийн өмнө
Nothing would cheer up my day, than checking my sales at the beginning of my shift and see I was -$1,000(jk). I'm glad I'm no longer in retail 🙏🙏
Jessica Atkins
Jessica Atkins Сарын өмнө
@Rabid Bunny 💜Hey Army
Jessica Atkins
Jessica Atkins Сарын өмнө
@sharon trujillo lol true
sharon trujillo
sharon trujillo Сарын өмнө
If commission is involved....she still BOUGHT it...which is the whole point. 😝
sparklebutt111
sparklebutt111 Сарын өмнө
She is funny. 🤣
Frank Butler
Frank Butler Сарын өмнө
AWESOME
Elle P
Elle P Сарын өмнө
This happened to me at a high end boutique in Rome, my girlfriend and I were shopping and I was holding some of the clothes she chose for herself helping her like a good friend... I'm not exactly size skinny like her and I saw some of the ladies working laughing and talking about me... overheard one of them saying to the others that it's too small for her... guess they thought I couldn't understand body language and italian... told my friend she took all the clothes and put it on a rack and she dragged me to the next boutique and the girls there were absolutely nice. I probably bought quite a lot... we went past the previous boutique and they saw the amount of bags we had and that feeling of pride was power 😂😂😂that was my Julia Roberts moment... i look at them and in my mind I screamed... " big mistake ladies,HUGE" That still brings a smile to my face...
Smokejaguar Six
Smokejaguar Six 4 өдрийн өмнө
@YouMe UsWe If it was my store? Absolutely. But stores that consider themselves "high end" often dont have price tags. Its supposed to create a more posh environment where "only those who can afford it" will shop there. That doesnt stop people of course. People will get all offended when anyone suggests they cant afford it (and they usually cant) so they buy it anyway just to return it. In the employees defense it is easy to discern the customers who are wearing the watches and the shoes and have the bags that display their ability to afford an item (it isnt racial. Its classist...still wrong but not the same thing at all.) Waiters learn the same thing. You can look at someones manner of dress, how they carry themselves and how they act and tell pretty quickly who is going to order big and be a big tipper and who wont. 95% its spot on. Concierges learn this too. I'm not saying the employee should not be nice. Of course they should. But this comic admits ahe had a chip on her own shoulder from the start. Look at how she dressed to do a special. Thats not racial. Most latinos I know including my own family dress well to go out. Shes dressed like shes going to walk the dog at night. She wouldn't even dress up nicer for her own special. Thats just lazy. If this is her "dressed up" then imagine how she probably dressed in that store she couldnt afford, flops, flannel and torn jeans? She framed it as a racial story but it looks to me more like she couldnt afford a bag and tried to cash in on racial strife in this country for laughs. Punch up. Punching down is just bad comedy.
YouMe UsWe
YouMe UsWe 4 өдрийн өмнө
@Smokejaguar Six Pookie, how about just putting a nice big Price Tag for the bag? Why not? ( raising my left eyebrow, waiting for your honorable reason (s) .
Elle P
Elle P 7 өдрийн өмнө
@Max Speedster thank you.. we took the better route of spending our money somewhere were there is greater customer service and no judgements
Jill
Jill 12 өдрийн өмнө
@J K Are you Rowling? Because STFU!!
Marcos Bello
Marcos Bello 22 өдрийн өмнө
Thats some good capitalism baby! If you wanna be an a-hole business, enjoy being out of business.
WiseAssGamer
WiseAssGamer Сарын өмнө
And for everyone else out there, instead of buying an $800 bag. Buy a $25 bag and put $775 into it.
L Lawliet
L Lawliet Өдрийн өмнө
@Sweet Tee "The purse is representative of what you keep for yourself..." Absolutely not! The purse is what you spend on, i.e. the opposite of "what you keep for yourself"! That's why he says to buy a cheaper purse, i.e. spend as little as possible! Reread his comment: "...instead of buying an $800 bag.[,] Buy a $25 bag..." Clearly, the purse is an expenditure, not savings! This proves my point: your interpretation can be different from mine, as well as different from the writer's intent! If you think that's normal, how are people communicating without misunderstanding?
Sweet Tee
Sweet Tee 2 өдрийн өмнө
@L Lawliet it's not, but whatever you say. The purse is representative of what you keep for yourself in savings. It's not about reinvesting in the purse. You're doing too much and obviously you want a back and forth which I'm not willing to put anymore energy into. Have a blessed one! ✌🏽
L Lawliet
L Lawliet 2 өдрийн өмнө
@Sweet Tee "...and save ... in your bank account." That's clearly not what he said! Your interpretation is akin to "invest the rest of the money in the stock market"! The literal interpretation says nothing about a "bank account"; that is all you! Due to the OP's writing ineptitude, the literal interpretation is "put the rest of the money into upgrading the purse." The alternate interpretation is "store the rest of the money in the purse." Any mention of lending money to the bank, i.e. depositing money in the bank, is embellishment on your part!
Sweet Tee
Sweet Tee 2 өдрийн өмнө
@L Lawliet I'm not making it that deep. No presumption at all. He said what he said. Don't buy the more expensive purse. Buy a cheaper purse and save the majority of the price of the more expensive purse in your bank account. That's it. That's all. Be blessed.
L Lawliet
L Lawliet 2 өдрийн өмнө
​@Sweet Tee Had he written "buy a $300K house and put $200K into it," would you interpret that the same way, i.e. storing $200K in the house, instead of spending $200K on improvements? How do you decide on which interpretation? How much are you relying on presumption?
Matthew Wakamatsu
Matthew Wakamatsu Сарын өмнө
Sure showed her by being a shitty human fitting into a stereotype.
Fiestyhearted Me
Fiestyhearted Me Сарын өмнө
LMAO 😅
Eric Crawford
Eric Crawford Сарын өмнө
As the owner of a ribbon company, I thank you for the ribbon joke! CreamCityRibbon.com
Vaibhav chawla
Vaibhav chawla Сарын өмнө
Well....thats a good marketing strategy
Dario Hall
Dario Hall Сарын өмнө
I needed a white button shirt, drove to a store id never been to or heard of it was in the parking lot. It was Neinman Marcus, grab the shirt start walking around then noticed an employee obviously following me. Asked if i needed help, yeah how much is the shirt.....700 dollars. I laughed so hard in her face, then said "im definitely at the wrong store".
Rob Scott
Rob Scott Сарын өмнө
I think Oprah did this but it was a 35k bag ....
handsome kreep
handsome kreep Сарын өмнө
@Eli Dekay too often for my comfort -.-
Eli Dekay
Eli Dekay Сарын өмнө
This bit has been done before a couple of times. Some "comics" like to rip off other comics.
Michael Sorrentino
Michael Sorrentino Сарын өмнө
I want to marry her !!!
Alexius Corylus
Alexius Corylus Сарын өмнө
And that bloomings bytch now like - I effin knew you're poor
3j SMJ
3j SMJ Сарын өмнө
Good job.
Blue Checkmark
Blue Checkmark Сарын өмнө
Only an American would think like this.
Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson Сарын өмнө
How is this funny?
J K
J K 29 өдрийн өмнө
How is it not funny?
Mindy Jacobsen
Mindy Jacobsen Сарын өмнө
I found it funny.
Dario Hall
Dario Hall Сарын өмнө
Its not
Ghost Face
Ghost Face Сарын өмнө
😆😆😆😆
Adam Bartel
Adam Bartel Сарын өмнө
Bonus: she probably loses the commission on it too.
S L
S L Сарын өмнө
I would’ve made another sales associate ring me up so the rude one doesn’t get the commission or credit for the sale. Assuming I could afford to buy and keep the bag.
Alcario
Alcario Сарын өмнө
@J K 🤣☠️
Alcario
Alcario Сарын өмнө
@Shawn Ravenfire Not far enough
Shawn Ravenfire
Shawn Ravenfire Сарын өмнө
@J K Too far!
mike zeminsky
mike zeminsky Сарын өмнө
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
fretbuzz59
fretbuzz59 Сарын өмнө
"I drove to nearest Bloomingdales to return that bag." Saw that coming from ten miles away.
JC BULLDOG
JC BULLDOG 20 өдрийн өмнө
Everyone was aware of what was coming Next!!
Chijaytava aka Chija
Chijaytava aka Chija 23 өдрийн өмнө
You say a joke coming? You don’t say 😑
T-Efe El-Jefe
T-Efe El-Jefe Сарын өмнө
Which also was the distance to the next Bloomingdales.
Coffeemint Gaming YTV
Coffeemint Gaming YTV Сарын өмнө
and ur f*king working @. . . XD
Holly B
Holly B Сарын өмнө
xoxoxoxo :-) :-) As an excellent ex- cashier & waitperson - & even better customer who generally dresses in Old Navy sweats - I ADORE this bit!I I'll never have any desire for an $800 bag but I sure used to spend egregious amounts of my disposable $ in high end restaurants, back when that was possible. Treat me with decency, no preconceived notions & make my evening enjoyable - you get a tip that makes you jump for joy, Treat me poorly - I will grudgingly tip enough so that you make minimum wage, and then talk to your manager :-)
Eszter Kun
Eszter Kun 23 өдрийн өмнө
@josiah kibbey so she is using tip as it was intended, e.g. incentivising superior service. I work with customers, and if I made any of them feel like I was doing them a favour, the company sure wouldn't have loyal customers, and the owner should fire me for endangering his and my coworkers' livelyhood. Why wouldn't anyone wish to have at least competent service in restaurants, instead of them trying to make me feel like crap when I ask questions to ensure my food allergies are not triggered? If they have nothing suitable, and I am with friends, I am ok with just drinking a tea and having plane rice. I am not ok with being sneered at, being talked down to (if I am alone, I know which restaurants are safe).
josiah kibbey
josiah kibbey Сарын өмнө
So your sense of superiority is derived from controlling a person's income? Yeah ok Karen
J K
J K Сарын өмнө
Sounds like a Karen
Andrew Malkin
Andrew Malkin Сарын өмнө
There are studies that have been done that rude salespeople sell more at ritzy stores.
Raquel D
Raquel D 16 өдрийн өмнө
Maybe that's why I was always at the bottom when it came to sales🤦‍♀️🤣🤣
T Borisenko
T Borisenko Сарын өмнө
Interesting
Brandon Donnelly
Brandon Donnelly Сарын өмнө
Would of been funnier if she opened the gift wrapped bag in front the sales associate and acted super surprised and excited about getting the bag from herself at the same counter she just purchased the bag. Then said, oops, I changed my mind. Return please!
seoul588
seoul588 Сарын өмнө
Great suggested punchline.
Brandon Donnelly
Brandon Donnelly Сарын өмнө
I wish comics today had more punch lines. Anecdotes are fun, but not necessarily funny...
senpieloven
senpieloven Сарын өмнө
😍 god i love her. She's one of the best comics out there
HOSTILE MGTOW
HOSTILE MGTOW Сарын өмнө
Cristela Alonzo?. Never heard of this land whale before 🐷🐳🐋............😐.
B
B Сарын өмнө
Cristela will be such a good mother, good luck to her in comedy.
Sander Lansberg
Sander Lansberg Сарын өмнө
Women should stick to women stuff
John Paul Lafferty
John Paul Lafferty Сарын өмнө
Patricia Bentley JK learned a new word today and just had to use it. Improperly.
Patricia Bentley
Patricia Bentley Сарын өмнө
@J K wow! the wit this reply required...I'm sure you'll need a nap soon. Be well!
J K
J K Сарын өмнө
Patricia Bentley Karen
John Paul Lafferty
John Paul Lafferty Сарын өмнө
All she needs to do is talk about life. Everyone experiences it different but for those point that converge we will all get it!
Patricia Bentley
Patricia Bentley Сарын өмнө
Bot
Sunkiss Flower
Sunkiss Flower Сарын өмнө
🤣🤣🤣
Peace Love Happiness
Peace Love Happiness Сарын өмнө
You got to WATCH THIS‼️‼️‼️ mndown.info/fast/video/qZyZeKttpIecr30
Jules G.
Jules G. Сарын өмнө
What is wrong with her arms/hands?😣
Todd Edwards
Todd Edwards Сарын өмнө
@Eli Dekay yeah I find a lot of female comics suffer from this. It's like they don't come out of this one lane of comedy. True artists like Demeteri Martin and Bo Burnham do masterful work that takes time and preparation. Then again I don't find obese comics who just talk about being fat, or ethnic comics who just talk about ethnic/race stuff very funny. Nor white trailer trash who is admittedly trash....
Eli Dekay
Eli Dekay Сарын өмнө
To be honest, i didn't notice it until afterward. First thought would be, would be this lady obviously doesn't care about her looks to want a bag like that. This probably didnt happen to her. This "joke" has been done before and not by this "trex" balloon lady.
Pinkwildchild
Pinkwildchild Сарын өмнө
@Todd Edwards dam rude af much
Todd Edwards
Todd Edwards Сарын өмнө
Shes fat as fuck for a shorty but has tiny arms and hands.
g8[
g8[ Сарын өмнө
Haterrrrrr
Tyler Hackner
Tyler Hackner Сарын өмнө
😂😂😂😂 yessss
Yellow Cake
Yellow Cake Сарын өмнө
🤣
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