Christina P. Reveals the Key to Her Happy Marriage | Netflix Is A Joke

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aneesa mustafa
aneesa mustafa 7 цагийн өмнө
It’s time we as a society start understanding that white women are not funny. Lol. 😐
The Actual Ethan
The Actual Ethan 11 цагийн өмнө
this fucking sucks lol
Knockoff Mjolnir
Knockoff Mjolnir 14 цагийн өмнө
I have seen the term "DILF" before. Not commonly, but I have seen it. Also, Silver Fox. More importantly though, I may never get married. Seems like there's less and less chance of it all the time. I'm not living my life without BJs if I'm going to be in a relationship the whole time. I would have to really love somebody for them to get me to agree to that.
Madz Z
Madz Z 19 цагийн өмнө
Mommy tina looks so sexy!!!
Asnoldo Prieto
Asnoldo Prieto Өдрийн өмнө
she sounds so different from the podcast.
Racist Princess
Racist Princess Өдрийн өмнө
god shes goooooooood! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Arnold Lokman
Arnold Lokman 2 өдрийн өмнө
2:49 I wonder where my wife is at the moment...
S Ouano
S Ouano 2 өдрийн өмнө
I need content with her and Tom, they bounce off each other so well
Keith MacMurray
Keith MacMurray 2 өдрийн өмнө
This was hilarious. Crowd sucks though
Michael Berry
Michael Berry 2 өдрийн өмнө
" Kathy Bates as such a good actress... because she 'has to' be" Excellent! For all you feminist, out there... remember this this...when you accuse men of 'objectifying' women!🤔
g1015m
g1015m 3 өдрийн өмнө
My married friends always ask me why I'm not married yet, or say how wonderful marriage is. My response is always, "We're going skydiving tomorrow, out of the 4 parachutes, 2 don't work, and the other 2 may or may not slam you into the ground hard enough to break things and leave you with pain for the rest of your life. Are we still going skydiving tomorrow?" One of my friends, whose been married more than once, and was nearly killed by 2 of his ex wives, still tries to tell me how good marriage is. Another one requested an extension on his deployment to Iraq, so he wouldn't have to go home to his wife. Our 1st Sergeant told him, "If I gotta go home, you do too asshole." Most of my aunts and uncles have been divorced at least once, my mother and father got divorced when I was a teen. They told my sister and I that they where getting a divorce the day after my birthday, and my dad said he forgot that yesterday was my birthday when I questioned him about why they decided to tell me on that date. fun times.
Antonio Morales
Antonio Morales 3 өдрийн өмнө
This shit is not funny at all
Chris Rackley
Chris Rackley 4 өдрийн өмнө
The comments are better than the actual "comedy"
Treg Loyden
Treg Loyden 4 өдрийн өмнө
Why do divorces cost more than the wedding? Because they are worth it. / Why do some wives continue to give BJs week after week, year after year? Because some husbands keep inviting "lots of friends" over for lunch, dinner & BBQs week after week, year after year. / Some women get angry week after week and some husbands turn over their paycheck week after week: skip a few weeks and see how sweet and nice she gets. / What I like about a wife is how trainable they actually are: they are like unpaid house cleaners and cooks. / My little girl loves to play with her barbies. She gave me her Ken doll and asked me to "play dolls" with her. I said sure, let me do your eye make-up. My wife came in and saw my little girl's barbie had a big bruised eye and shrieked. And like a good little daddies-girl she told her mommy that daddy had a "Ask-permission-first" Ken doll. / Why did God make women's feet so short? So they could stand closer to the sink & stove silly. / What should a husband do if he finds his house is too messy and his wife too tired? Call any female friend to come-on over to "help him see what's wrong". / What should a married man do when he finds that he is married to a hard working professional feminist woman? Take a deep interest in coaching your kids in soccer, taking two hour long yoga classes, nightly cooking classes and making lots & lots of female friends & acquaintances in the process. Call it for what it will really is, a very fulfilling sex life. /
Mr79Man
Mr79Man 5 өдрийн өмнө
Not a chuckle
NJGuy1973
NJGuy1973 5 өдрийн өмнө
Who here remembers her from Mtv's Road Rules?
camaus20
camaus20 5 өдрийн өмнө
She was funny !!!
Gords
Gords 6 өдрийн өмнө
Worst female comedian. Nvm. Amy than her.
Kenny Sevier
Kenny Sevier 6 өдрийн өмнө
What's with all the big boomer energy in the comments?
Blake Olson
Blake Olson 7 өдрийн өмнө
Why does he ask where stuff is? Because stupid people move shit around.
keith norris
keith norris 7 өдрийн өмнө
Why do all women keep asking "What are you thinking?" Hmmmm, maybe I'll do a "Netflix Is A Joke" show!
Faisal Kamal
Faisal Kamal 8 өдрийн өмнө
To That vomit thing honey !!! Stop behaving like a teenie in your mid fifties. Cause that's why.
Putter Vids
Putter Vids 8 өдрийн өмнө
Why do we ask where stuff is all the time ? You guys move the location every other day. It’s like you’re changing the password on the Netflix daily to stay a step ahead of the hackers .
szepi79
szepi79 8 өдрийн өмнө
"Kathy Bates is an amazing actress... because she kinda has to be. " okay, i lost it at this line :D
L A
L A 8 өдрийн өмнө
This is why long term relationships are a waist - Diminishing Returns.
darian presidente
darian presidente 9 өдрийн өмнө
At last one that isn't a feminist
Father Badger
Father Badger 9 өдрийн өмнө
Once you go Father Badger, you never go back.
Jamie Dimond
Jamie Dimond 9 өдрийн өмнө
Feminists are not funny
Joe Ruggeri
Joe Ruggeri 9 өдрийн өмнө
Most women comedians dont make me laugh. But She's good.
Caiden
Caiden 9 өдрийн өмнө
I've noticed most women tend to put shit in a "safe space" so it "doesnt' get lost". Then they promptly forget where it is. If something is sitting next to the TV and it's not blocking the screen guys will just let it sit there. Coupons for Arby's? Right there by the TV. Then a woman hides it, forgets where it is, then gets angry when a guy asks where it is. I think it's two levels of power play. First they feel powerful moving shit that they don't have to, then they feel powerful when men need to know where it is. "Your car keys are in the basement in the box marketed Easter. I didn't want to lose it, so I put it in a safe spot. Sorry it took me 4 months to remember where they were."
Byron Diaz
Byron Diaz 10 өдрийн өмнө
So someone that lives in a studio apartment is poor??
MJSZ
MJSZ 10 өдрийн өмнө
i cant imagine all the dudes in this show, must be so hard n tight:)
Ru New
Ru New 10 өдрийн өмнө
So true
Grape Soda
Grape Soda 10 өдрийн өмнө
She right about women maintaining themselves now everyone is able to get replaced in a second
Grape Soda
Grape Soda 10 өдрийн өмнө
I like to ask where stuff is 😂
Deadlo Duggan
Deadlo Duggan 10 өдрийн өмнө
My wife stopped sucking my dick that's why Ive dated her sister for the past 3 years
Liam Lees
Liam Lees 10 өдрийн өмнө
He asks were things are cuz she prolly moves everything on the weekly basis
Mad Hatter
Mad Hatter 10 өдрийн өмнө
A couple jokes were nearly funny....but after 3:30 secs I gave up👋
Shane Terral
Shane Terral 10 өдрийн өмнө
Makes me wonder just how many of those audible jobs The Great Theo Von got back in the day.......or hell....may still....lol
Sharelle W.
Sharelle W. 10 өдрийн өмнө
Oh boy, straight people really do hate on their spouses!
A. Suarez
A. Suarez 11 өдрийн өмнө
Another one 1000x funnier than Amy Schumer
Jack Morrison
Jack Morrison 11 өдрийн өмнө
I cant find anything cause my wife does housework like a goldfish
pablo mayfield
pablo mayfield 11 өдрийн өмнө
Pretty funny but the ending kinda lost me to much talk about dads and I've heard girls call dudes dilfs.
HFFCANADA
HFFCANADA 11 өдрийн өмнө
Omg I just realized this is toms wife LOL she's funny af
RJ Bagles
RJ Bagles 11 өдрийн өмнө
The dishes are clean so where are you and they will be clean the next day and the day after that
Simple Honest Music
Simple Honest Music 11 өдрийн өмнө
Currently listening from my studio apartment. Can’t find my keys 😄
Protectobot
Protectobot 11 өдрийн өмнө
Some single moms LOVE single dads though: they figure they’re responsible, affectionate, stable fathers and life partners. Not talking about myself though: I never had kids 😂
Protectobot
Protectobot 11 өдрийн өмнө
WHY do other guys like BJs?! They’re AREN’T ticklish?! 🤔 SO sad that I end up with girls that LIKE doing that: it’s wasted on me 😂
Joe Brown
Joe Brown 11 өдрийн өмнө
Cringe and unfunny But I expected nothing less coming from a women "comedian"
Coda Scott
Coda Scott 11 өдрийн өмнө
DADS! LOL
Dave7mm Hunter
Dave7mm Hunter 12 өдрийн өмнө
She was pretty funny.
Mike Prem
Mike Prem 12 өдрийн өмнө
Facts stay single the other side ain’t that great
Kenneth Raguindin
Kenneth Raguindin 12 өдрийн өмнө
She's funny!
Annabeth Diana
Annabeth Diana 12 өдрийн өмнө
My Dad: Why aren't the sock where they usually are? Why are you always moving stuff? My mom: *walks to the basket of socks and pulls out a pair for my dad* My dad: oh... Thanks honey
Jeff T
Jeff T 12 өдрийн өмнө
Being straight sounds complicated as fuck.
noder mark
noder mark 12 өдрийн өмнө
I wonder how many dads were wearing the exact same outfit while she was describing it.
Rex Kramer
Rex Kramer 13 өдрийн өмнө
A Woman joking about punching her husband in the face - That's so funny! A Man joking about punching his wife in the face - Domestic violence is never funny, you misogynist.
senti393481
senti393481 13 өдрийн өмнө
I don't know about her husband but I ask where stuff is b/c either my wife moves it, doesn't put it back in the same place, or organizes the home in such a way that it's intuitive only to her.
alfred courvoisier
alfred courvoisier 13 өдрийн өмнө
don’t live with your wife, or don’t get married... she can’t stay excited to you except if you are the funniest man ever...
ARIES5342
ARIES5342 13 өдрийн өмнө
DILF Has an 805 credit score and one foot in the grave due to high colesterol...so that is on some gold diggers list. Adam
GGR TheMostGodless
GGR TheMostGodless 13 өдрийн өмнө
Best sample of why not to get married ---ever!! Best advertisement for MGTOW... rent, don't buy.
GGR TheMostGodless
GGR TheMostGodless 3 өдрийн өмнө
@Jean-Claude Francois Baroud de la Lombardiere Or do a YOuTube search with those letters and words...
GGR TheMostGodless
GGR TheMostGodless 3 өдрийн өмнө
@Jean-Claude Francois Baroud de la Lombardiere I'll get you started with this video... also look up Sandman with MGTOW and others like Bar Bar, etc... go from there mndown.info/fast/video/2GXZYmZ6lI2Sqa8
Jean-Claude Francois Baroud de la Lombardiere
Jean-Claude Francois Baroud de la Lombardiere 4 өдрийн өмнө
What’s that ? MGTOW ?
ctdope
ctdope 13 өдрийн өмнө
They dont want to suck, but they want you to keep licking them to orgasm..selfishness.
MJ1980NL
MJ1980NL 13 өдрийн өмнө
This is why im divorced and never gonna get married again. Now after 3.5 years i still dont wanna live together and the sex is great 🤷‍♂️ She maybe thinks it will happen one day but i think not 😂 As soon as you get married the nagging begins and you have to do alot to get her happy and then you are having sex once a month if your lucky, seen it with all my friends around me, so no thank you
MJ1980NL
MJ1980NL 11 өдрийн өмнө
@Shikur Ali whahahha thats not me bro, i have lots of things to do and im also very very good in being by myself.
Shikur Ali
Shikur Ali 11 өдрийн өмнө
Wait till you turn 50 & lonely. I’ve seen lonely dads talking with random people at the gas station for 90 minutes. Wish you luck, buddy.
LamBeau Leeper
LamBeau Leeper 11 өдрийн өмнө
Lol dude im 26 years in and fuck that sounds amazing. But im just to damn lazy!!😂😂😂
Soham Sadhukhan
Soham Sadhukhan 15 өдрийн өмнө
This is just not funny at all
DrTontongon
DrTontongon 15 өдрийн өмнө
Is she copying Sebastian Maniscalco?
ninjaraph
ninjaraph 15 өдрийн өмнө
Horror stories for every unmarried man. Kind of sad.
Borden Webb-Brown
Borden Webb-Brown 15 өдрийн өмнө
Female comedians = not funny.🥴
Ijeoma
Ijeoma 15 өдрийн өмнө
Sarah Baska as a 40 something
sahdeo kumar Ravi
sahdeo kumar Ravi 16 өдрийн өмнө
I lost the last bit of enthusiasm to get married!!
Smoking Crab
Smoking Crab 16 өдрийн өмнө
It's gmlif, not gilf.
jackdanielzx
jackdanielzx 16 өдрийн өмнө
i wish her husband better luck in his next marriage. lol
Wallace Sheckells
Wallace Sheckells 17 өдрийн өмнө
My wife asked why we don't cuddle anymore. I said because I spend cuddle time looking for my stuff you moved.
Tommy Salami
Tommy Salami 17 өдрийн өмнө
Damn this grrl sure tells truths!! Love her!!
Reiner Spitzbart
Reiner Spitzbart 17 өдрийн өмнө
She looks like she would yawn during sex.... nope....
Tommy Salami
Tommy Salami 17 өдрийн өмнө
Oh, but they _DO_ call us "DILFs"!! I got divorced, I was so sad... then I got a call from my kids' kindergarten teacher (who had run into my ex and found out about it)... She told me how all the teachers at the school had their favorite "DILFs" (including _me!_), and then she cheered me up _so hard_ I couldn't walk right for a week. Thanks, Chele!! You may have saved my life that night.
Tommy Salami
Tommy Salami 17 өдрийн өмнө
Since the comment section is full of wonderful relationship wisdom, I'll add: *If it floats, flies, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent it!*
Bob Dobolina
Bob Dobolina 17 өдрийн өмнө
Damn this woman is hilarious and a force to be reckoned with LMAO
Markell King
Markell King 17 өдрийн өмнө
I didn't kno she was married to him
Narendra Somawat
Narendra Somawat 17 өдрийн өмнө
U can save ur 7 minutes with skipping this video ... I wasted 6:56 minutes in watching this video n 0:04 sec in writing this comment...
Narendra Somawat
Narendra Somawat 17 өдрийн өмнө
Unfunny... Shock that this video has 1.6 million views
BoOniEDoTsShOw
BoOniEDoTsShOw 18 өдрийн өмнө
I think I'm more aroused than anything.
Devil inside
Devil inside 18 өдрийн өмнө
This is why women aren't getting wifed no more, men can do that for themselves, actually men are probably better at keeping a house hold then women these days and single dad's in there 40's are in way better condition than single mum's because most of them stopped caring about themselves in their 30's and now they look like they're 55 at 40 lmao
Hooty Wooty
Hooty Wooty 18 өдрийн өмнө
Team Tom, sorry Mommy. He’s in the right. Always.
kenzy pratt
kenzy pratt 18 өдрийн өмнө
"Not a 6 piece" 😭😭
dappfomo
dappfomo 18 өдрийн өмнө
Jesus ,why women comedian aren’t funny
varun009
varun009 18 өдрийн өмнө
Time to get Netflix again.
Noah_ Lila
Noah_ Lila 19 өдрийн өмнө
Bloody terrible.
No Thumb
No Thumb 19 өдрийн өмнө
The demon noises SENT me
Okie Dokie
Okie Dokie 19 өдрийн өмнө
Punch him? Fuck you!
Michael Marchesan
Michael Marchesan 19 өдрийн өмнө
She gets it 👌🏻
B ATe
B ATe 20 өдрийн өмнө
Netflix is disgusting.
Martial Harpist Matthew
Martial Harpist Matthew 20 өдрийн өмнө
You keep moving his shit and that’s why he’s asking where it is.
Arthur Johnston
Arthur Johnston 20 өдрийн өмнө
Men do everything. We literally do everything.
Grimm Ashley
Grimm Ashley 20 өдрийн өмнө
A wife complaining about her husband? Boomers everywhere are dry-heaving
IronMaidenDoD
IronMaidenDoD 17 өдрийн өмнө
Trying to throw up? Why?
Ari Lehtiniemi
Ari Lehtiniemi 20 өдрийн өмнө
Your value on the dating market is your looks. No matter what gender we assume. Kinda sad, since most people don't have much. And the hotter woman you are, the more your husband will cheat on you. Because he's obviously a loaded hunk, right? So, he can
Anthony Mason
Anthony Mason 20 өдрийн өмнө
Can you imagine if some male comedian was talking about his wife like this. They used to but now it's considered disgusting. Nothing new here. I do agree with her marriage is silly for men.
Mo-lester
Mo-lester 19 өдрийн өмнө
It's the degradation of men in our current society they will lead to the sort of resentment you feel right now, it's the idea that men and women should be able to do the same things, as long as women are benefiting from it. Fucked up innit?
Steven Gatewood
Steven Gatewood 20 өдрийн өмнө
Very boring comic. The tag line got me to watch, but she isn't funny.
1995yuda
1995yuda 20 өдрийн өмнө
Women can't be funny. Patrice said it best. Never again will I fall for clickbaits of female "comedians". It's my dick that got me here... That fucker.
Anabel’s Math Channel
Anabel’s Math Channel 20 өдрийн өмнө
Women move stuff all the time.
GriZz gamer
GriZz gamer 20 өдрийн өмнө
"you opened the car door for me.......arrrgghh arrrgghh arrrgghh" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A K
A K 21 өдрийн өмнө
Husband doesn't know where anything is because he's too busy at work trying to pay the mortgage on that shrine to his wife.
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