Anthony Jeselnik's Pet Turtle Taught Him a Dark Lesson | Netflix Is A Joke

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Collin McLean
Collin McLean 4 өдрийн өмнө
Dude kind of sounds like a sardonic Jeff Bennet
The Phantom Gazz
The Phantom Gazz 8 өдрийн өмнө
wheres is accent?
Sarah W
Sarah W Сарын өмнө
Tell ur kids this was Frank Delfino from How to Get Away With Murder 😈🙈
Jason Zorich
Jason Zorich Сарын өмнө
Mitch Hedberg, if he had quit the junk and went a bit darker. Not hatin on Anthony, just miss Mitch.
Keonne Williams
Keonne Williams Сарын өмнө
🤔😂😂😂😂
Labden
Labden Сарын өмнө
Man some of his deliveries are poetic
Renato Silva
Renato Silva Сарын өмнө
Americans have a strange sense of humor... I mean, I like jokes about death and all, butt
Eto Yoshimura
Eto Yoshimura Сарын өмнө
If only he smiled more, he'd actually be a sociopath
Al Sal
Al Sal Сарын өмнө
The more he talks, the less attractive he becomes.
ptschafer
ptschafer Сарын өмнө
Dude is like Christopher Walken, Dave Chappelle, and Mitch Hedberg had a love-child.
riam ildizi
riam ildizi Сарын өмнө
DEAVEL
Aniket Singh
Aniket Singh Сарын өмнө
Dark humour is like premarital sex Not everyone approves of it
WhereAreWE Living
WhereAreWE Living Сарын өмнө
If the darkest of dark comedy had shadow, this guy is living in it. Braaah
Indima Senevirathne
Indima Senevirathne Сарын өмнө
am I the only one who thinks he is SO HOT!!!
Grey Bear
Grey Bear 15 цагийн өмнө
Daddy issues?
Shubh Kumar
Shubh Kumar Сарын өмнө
That’s a great jacket man! Congratulations
simulatioñ
simulatioñ Сарын өмнө
alex??
knpstrr
knpstrr Сарын өмнө
He's no Norm MacDonald.
Manu Gulati
Manu Gulati Сарын өмнө
😂😂😂😂
Katrinka San Francisco Bay Area
Katrinka San Francisco Bay Area Сарын өмнө
Would love your reaction to the blue whale associated with a DORK... Be sure to check out the 'bigger' images. Some people wouldn't mind being called a dork🤣 🐳🐋🐳🐋🐳🐋🐳🐋
Will Sterry
Will Sterry Сарын өмнө
The world taught him a dark lesson noone likes an asshole
Jay G
Jay G Сарын өмнө
Keep this guy away from animals lol
Jasmine Rowe-Williams
Jasmine Rowe-Williams Сарын өмнө
....killing off small animals are the 1st step for serial killers 😬
Tim Roberts
Tim Roberts Сарын өмнө
Redirection King
Alexis Zona
Alexis Zona Сарын өмнө
funny
KING FEEQ
KING FEEQ Сарын өмнө
Omg 😂😂😂😂
Gambo411
Gambo411 Сарын өмнө
This guy is not funny. “I’m an asshole”’great. That’s your entire bit?
Find Manny
Find Manny Сарын өмнө
Fyi for people, cats will bring you dead animals as gifts. So if you don't praise them bringing it, they'll think it wasn't enough and will keep bringing more or bigger.
Carole Burris
Carole Burris Сарын өмнө
The christopher walken of comedy
Pale Amigo
Pale Amigo Сарын өмнө
I love his demeanor while delivering his jokes.🤣🤣🤣👍
muay thai 4 life
muay thai 4 life Сарын өмнө
When a cat brings its kills to you it is showing you appreciation and love and trying to feed you for feeding it and looking after you and like when they follow you to the toilet is because they are routine orientated and would love nothing more but to share your routine and if your cat yorns at you its 90% of the time not tired but letting you know they are still their and if they expose their belly to you they are showing that they trust you or want to play man I have had and rehomed like 30 cats from ones with no hair to 17 to 19kg maincoons man maincoons are not to be messed with I have scares on my arm that look like I had a knife fight all because I said the word vet 🙄
InternetMunchies
InternetMunchies Сарын өмнө
This is the kind of funny you dont laugh at
Dante Hromec
Dante Hromec Сарын өмнө
It said "Only On Netflix" but I just watched this video on MNdown... 0.o
Louis
Louis Сарын өмнө
Genius 👏 always
T
T Сарын өмнө
This isn’t dark humor, go listen to Louis ck
Martin Gibas
Martin Gibas Сарын өмнө
Louis CK isnt dark humour. Try Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle
My name is Not John
My name is Not John Сарын өмнө
?????
AmaraJordan
AmaraJordan Сарын өмнө
I feel like, for me, the pace is a little slow. It’s like he’s savoring the anticipation of the joke a little too long. I get feeling the timing, that an extra pause can sometimes really highlight the line. At some point, stretching it out waters down the impact. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Diminishing returns due to that took the clip from what could have been pretty funny to, “hah, that’s good....”
Daddy Dogg Abbott
Daddy Dogg Abbott Сарын өмнө
One of my favorite comedians
Groo Wanderer
Groo Wanderer Сарын өмнө
Look, we can just compromise, ... everyone's right if we just say he's a Walken-Malkovich love child.
Collin McLean
Collin McLean 4 өдрийн өмнө
I was thinking Jeff Bennet
Pierre Bouchard
Pierre Bouchard Сарын өмнө
I was thinking more Kevin Spacey
Toutai Palu
Toutai Palu Сарын өмнө
😂mndown.info/fast/video/uW6SdKKM2I-tbpE
GodRomet Gt
GodRomet Gt Сарын өмнө
100th comment
Ryin Fernando
Ryin Fernando Сарын өмнө
Is that Snapes son 👀
Peyton Alexander
Peyton Alexander Сарын өмнө
Johnstopher Walkovich
Mark Youneva
Mark Youneva Сарын өмнө
the way AJ holds that mic makes me want to become a stowaway on the next SpaceX launch.
KaranGrewal _
KaranGrewal _ Сарын өмнө
He has done some shit. You can just tell. Shit's funny tho
Bigbot Hoee
Bigbot Hoee Сарын өмнө
Not feeling this guy recycled material
Dan Inkrot
Dan Inkrot Сарын өмнө
Anthony, you sir are a dark master.
bigblackaf
bigblackaf Сарын өмнө
This style of comedy stinks
Peter Afeiche
Peter Afeiche Сарын өмнө
This was a pale shade of grey. Not dark enough
LJ54
LJ54 Сарын өмнө
This guy still doing stand up. Man, Netflix giving anyone that calls themselves a comic a special.
Anna markandan
Anna markandan Сарын өмнө
Only anthony is able to spin this dark comedy.
jedidiah M
jedidiah M Сарын өмнө
Why is that cup so big...what if he's drinking salsa up there...
Oners82
Oners82 Сарын өмнө
Not funny - the jokes are just formulaic but people think he's "edgy" because he uses controversial content.
Oners82
Oners82 Сарын өмнө
@Kai Evans Some do but the good ones are just naturally funny with the way they tell stories. This guy is soooo predictable I literally said his punchlines before he did.
Kai Evans
Kai Evans Сарын өмнө
Most comedians follow a formula
Vincent Joyce
Vincent Joyce Сарын өмнө
Won’t it be great when we discover the trail of bodies he’s left from coast to coast?
Tyrone Frye
Tyrone Frye Сарын өмнө
He does low key give me creepy ass vibe but he hella funny respect his gangsta no cap lol stay safe out here RIP CB wakanda forever God bless BLM checkout The Main Squeeze
Ty YT
Ty YT Сарын өмнө
AHHH the guy who bullied patrice before his death... definitely not one of my favorite comedians. Some folks mistake evil for comedy. Evil is only funny in cartoons. This guy, haha... well, lets see what happens
Tejas Bode
Tejas Bode Сарын өмнө
God where had you been man! So long no see
AMAC CAMA
AMAC CAMA Сарын өмнө
Post Vivid please come to Australia.
Danette S. White
Danette S. White Сарын өмнө
His sarcasm is everything!
Jose M.
Jose M. Сарын өмнө
So is your picture 😊
- PAHWASAKI
- PAHWASAKI Сарын өмнө
On the other hand...all female comedians know is just sex....
Avimac007 *
Avimac007 * Сарын өмнө
Taylor tomilson,Jessica kirson,Rachel Feinstein, Katherine ryan.. check them out..they stand out.
- PAHWASAKI
- PAHWASAKI Сарын өмнө
@Tahmid Antar calm down ...you savage😂
Marie Taylor
Marie Taylor Сарын өмнө
Tahmid Antar I’ve seen so many male comedians just talk about sex, but no one ever talks about that. But also, if you’re classifying a while genders comedy as bad, you may be sexist, especially since this video isn’t even a women, you just felt the need to bring up your hate
Marie Taylor
Marie Taylor Сарын өмнө
Tahmid Antar then you obviously haven’t seen many female comedians 🙂
- PAHWASAKI
- PAHWASAKI Сарын өмнө
@Tahmid Antar exactly
Aaron Boulanger
Aaron Boulanger Сарын өмнө
Goddamn! He switches it up on you so fucking fast! Brilliant
Joe Barker
Joe Barker Сарын өмнө
Dude looks like Alex from COD
Leanora McCarthy
Leanora McCarthy Сарын өмнө
Ohhhhhhh 😮🙁😂😂😂
simply phenomenal
simply phenomenal Сарын өмнө
Not even funny boring
Caleb Meyers
Caleb Meyers Сарын өмнө
This dude sounds like a young John Malkovich... Is that just me?
Cornelius Snow
Cornelius Snow 16 өдрийн өмнө
Oh shit, your right! I've never heard it before, but now I can't unheard it. Lol if they ever make a movie about John's life in his youth, we already know who should play him! Lol
tropical candyland
tropical candyland 25 өдрийн өмнө
Ya
John Sagan
John Sagan Сарын өмнө
I always hear him as Christopher walken
Groo Wanderer
Groo Wanderer Сарын өмнө
Argh ur right, kinda. Thing is, I can't stand John's delayed out, slurred, always the same character voice. Anthony doesn't strike me as annoying at all, but yea they're similar.
Zer0 Gravity
Zer0 Gravity Сарын өмнө
Exactly, even his mannerisms are similar.
Bass Man
Bass Man Сарын өмнө
Such dark humor and deadpan delivery. I'm afraid for the small animals in his neighborhood!
wilgo45
wilgo45 Сарын өмнө
Jeselnik nearly sounds like Christopher Walken. He missing out on it.
[Sail Hatin] -Soap
[Sail Hatin] -Soap Сарын өмнө
Walkovich
Jatinder Lal
Jatinder Lal Сарын өмнө
This guys not funny, stand up it not the same
Zukka 88
Zukka 88 Сарын өмнө
The dark Dane Cook
MadD DawgG
MadD DawgG Сарын өмнө
Come on, Dane Cook ain’t shit. This dude is 1000x better.
wild man
wild man Сарын өмнө
I do not think he's funny at all
Favour Ayodele
Favour Ayodele Сарын өмнө
I love the twist in his jokes man...
knpstrr
knpstrr Сарын өмнө
The twist is what makes it a joke.
Favour Ayodele
Favour Ayodele Сарын өмнө
@JeremyCuddles Yeah... Delivery matters a lot in stand up. You know what to expect but when it comes you still love how it's delivered😊
JeremyCuddles
JeremyCuddles Сарын өмнө
At this point I seen enough of his jokes to see the twist coming, but I still laugh really hard at the joke every time. His delivery is really good.
RayCharlesToTheBS
RayCharlesToTheBS Сарын өмнө
He probably is exactly like that in real life. Just holding long black hard things in front of a camera
Natasha
Natasha Сарын өмнө
Lmao damn
bennyhondo
bennyhondo Сарын өмнө
He’s always had a solid head of hair. Wish he would stop rubbing it in my face.
Dan H
Dan H Сарын өмнө
Give up on the head of hair. Grow the Beard
Pat Parsons
Pat Parsons Сарын өмнө
@[Sail Hatin] -Soap zs
Douglas Milton
Douglas Milton Сарын өмнө
I wish he'd stop rubbing it between my girlfriend's thighs.
[Sail Hatin] -Soap
[Sail Hatin] -Soap Сарын өмнө
That sounds itchy
PapaHellmann Playin Games!
PapaHellmann Playin Games! Сарын өмнө
Dude the i dont give a fuck fake personality is so unfunny to me, its so insincere i just cant care about anything thats supposed to be funny- here he is with his own special living other peoples dream, trying to hide how intimidated, worried and happy he is at the same time by beeing no personality look im white guy. Its just not funny. Carlin, he didnt give a fuck either, you could tell. But you could also tell that what he was talking about was actually important to him so some degree and he had alot of personality, this guy is like a fart in a storm. Oh you dont give a shit? Well then i dont either goodbye
Tone- Lopez
Tone- Lopez Сарын өмнө
One of my favorites LOL
1grainatatime
1grainatatime Сарын өмнө
Favorite Comedian!
Carbon
Carbon Сарын өмнө
That jacket tight!
The Real Jebus
The Real Jebus Сарын өмнө
Carbon You wrong.
Carbon
Carbon Сарын өмнө
@The Real Jebus I think it works. without the verb.
The Real Jebus
The Real Jebus Сарын өмнө
That jacket IS tight. 🙄
Cole Childres
Cole Childres Сарын өмнө
Anthony is a serial killer pretending to be a comic
Steven Huxley
Steven Huxley Сарын өмнө
Cosby kept his comedy clean and family-friendly. Just saying.
ptschafer
ptschafer Сарын өмнө
If you listen to him talk off-stage, the guy is completely normal and down-to-Earth. The cadence and inflection of his voice on-stage is simply for his on-stage character, which works very well, but off-stage he could be your neighbor and you would never know it. Or maybe that's because I buried my neighbor in my backyard before I ever had a chance to talk to the guy.
John James Baldridge
John James Baldridge Сарын өмнө
@Peyton Alexander Dang, you beat me to that comment! Nice one!
John Sagan
John Sagan Сарын өмнө
Then he's got to be the single BEST murderer ever.
Chris Allum
Chris Allum Сарын өмнө
@Peyton Alexander THAT, is precisely the thing he wants you to presume.
Grisham King
Grisham King Сарын өмнө
Which Time machine did John Malkovich use to shoot this special
Bnymin Afuha’amango
Bnymin Afuha’amango Сарын өмнө
Aye thanks for reminding me to peep Naruto. On ep where madara is flashback lecturing Sasuke cuz boi just deuced out big bro.
Tyler Voelker
Tyler Voelker Сарын өмнө
The sociopathic comedian
Matt Mccoy
Matt Mccoy Сарын өмнө
That got wayyyyy to dark for me
horseman4now
horseman4now Сарын өмнө
Soy boy? Is that you?
The Real Jebus
The Real Jebus Сарын өмнө
That was light comedy for me🤷🏼‍♂️
Andy T
Andy T Сарын өмнө
Pow- pissed laughing
what?
what? Сарын өмнө
Is he aware he looks like the chad in the soyboy vs yes chad meme
Grey Bear
Grey Bear 15 цагийн өмнө
@what? Ha. Your scale is weird. You should travel more often.
what?
what? 15 цагийн өмнө
@Grey Bear the other ear, I'm hard of hearing in that one
Grey Bear
Grey Bear 15 цагийн өмнө
@what? He doesn't look like a Chad without his beard. He grew it to cover his weak chin.
what?
what? 15 цагийн өмнө
@Grey Bear What?
Grey Bear
Grey Bear 15 цагийн өмнө
He doesn't without the beard. Somehow chinned, yet weak-chinned, regardless.
Alejandro Rojas
Alejandro Rojas Сарын өмнө
Lmao fucking love this guy.
Bonafide Slacker
Bonafide Slacker Сарын өмнө
He may be too sexy to be really REALLY funny.
Angel Morales
Angel Morales Сарын өмнө
I didn't get the cat joke 🤔what was that competition about?
Shooter McGavin
Shooter McGavin Сарын өмнө
Bringing back dead animals
Franklin Hernandez
Franklin Hernandez Сарын өмнө
This dude's timing is literally flawless..
Dan Gonzalez
Dan Gonzalez Өдрийн өмнө
@Brandon Campbell "most sociopaths have great timing?" Are you kidding dude?? So according to you, most comedians are sociopaths?? If so, then Why the hell are u saying that "most sociopaths"?? I'd say about half of the sociopathic comedians have great timing.
Brandon Campbell
Brandon Campbell Сарын өмнө
yeah, most sociopaths have great timing
Wally Washtits
Wally Washtits Сарын өмнө
Predictable jokes unfortunately.
Keaven
Keaven Сарын өмнө
Pretty good, but the final punchline could be improved. Would be better to pause after saying worst day of my life and follow up with something like, "to this day I still miss that turtle."
Scramblieggs
Scramblieggs Сарын өмнө
It takes a lot of confidence in your act to deliver jokes the way he does.
shkelzen krasniqi
shkelzen krasniqi Сарын өмнө
every one of us thought that we knew the punchline in the turtle joke and the punch line came from nowhere ahhaha. love this guy
Naveed Velani
Naveed Velani Сарын өмнө
This was the easiest one
Big Ups
Big Ups Сарын өмнө
Yeah I thought I knew it and I was right. What did you think it would be? Legitimately curious.
shkelzen krasniqi
shkelzen krasniqi Сарын өмнө
thethumper088 hahaha no but i always try to gues his punchline and i thought this time i had it 😂
thethumper088
thethumper088 Сарын өмнө
You must be new here lol
Anthonnette E. Ukoh
Anthonnette E. Ukoh Сарын өмнө
It's so funny hahaha 😂 I got more laugh here 🤣
Anthonnette E. Ukoh
Anthonnette E. Ukoh Сарын өмнө
@Kartikay Bhardwaj on a cat 🐈 I think lol🤣
Kartikay Bhardwaj
Kartikay Bhardwaj Сарын өмнө
Then where did you have average laugh?
Scribe13
Scribe13 Сарын өмнө
Me too! I got good laugh
Jonathan Sauceda
Jonathan Sauceda Сарын өмнө
Hmm
Dick Hammerbusch
Dick Hammerbusch Сарын өмнө
Lol sounds like cynical Christopher Walken
Dick Hammerbusch
Dick Hammerbusch Сарын өмнө
@David Shimkus you'd know champ...you pulled it out from me. Be gentle next time. Goddamn pal
David Shimkus
David Shimkus Сарын өмнө
He hid it in the only place he could, in his ass
Bill Norse
Bill Norse Сарын өмнө
damnit.... you beat me to it.
Mike Pratt
Mike Pratt Сарын өмнө
Can't wait for season 3 of JRVP
frowning Joker
frowning Joker Сарын өмнө
@The Fashion Cold Wars Junior vice president
The Fashion Cold Wars
The Fashion Cold Wars Сарын өмнө
What is it?
frowning Joker
frowning Joker Сарын өмнө
Is it happening?
Khalid Khalid
Khalid Khalid Сарын өмнө
Xxxx
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